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1 posted on 02/16/2006 6:46:22 PM PST by iPod Shuffle
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To: iPod Shuffle; MikeinIraq

MUST...

RESIST...

TEMPTATION!!!


2 posted on 02/16/2006 6:47:50 PM PST by JRios1968 (I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than take a ride with Ted Kennedy)
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To: iPod Shuffle

Didgeridon't, man. They'll didgeridoo you.


3 posted on 02/16/2006 6:48:19 PM PST by Billthedrill
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Half-naked bricklayer on a bender lunged at police with 4ft didgeridoo




4 ft?


LIAR


6 posted on 02/16/2006 6:49:38 PM PST by trubluolyguy (Islam, Religion of Peace and they'll kill you to prove it.)
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To: iPod Shuffle
Afterwards Jones said: "The police took the didgeridoo away. I had only just learned how to play it."


7 posted on 02/16/2006 6:49:58 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Play me a digeridoo Stu,
Play me digeridoo...


8 posted on 02/16/2006 6:49:58 PM PST by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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Lawrence O'Donnell thinks this guy may have been drinking.


9 posted on 02/16/2006 6:50:10 PM PST by Callahan
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Those Coppers are just lucky they were in Oz as opposed to the Alps!


10 posted on 02/16/2006 6:50:11 PM PST by bikepacker67 (Mohammed's Mother wears Army Boots)
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To: iPod Shuffle
When they outlaw didgeridoos, only outlaws will have didgeridoos.


11 posted on 02/16/2006 6:50:42 PM PST by shezza (God bless our military heroes)
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To: iPod Shuffle

A didgeridoo to you.

12 posted on 02/16/2006 6:50:52 PM PST by Justice
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A moose once blew my didgeridoo...


15 posted on 02/16/2006 6:52:09 PM PST by dirtboy (I'm fat, I sleep most of the winter and I saw my shadow yesterday. Does that make me a groundhog?)
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To: iPod Shuffle

Play your didgeridoo, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down


16 posted on 02/16/2006 6:52:10 PM PST by magslinger (Cry Havoc and let slip the yobos of war!)
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...a 4ft didgeridoo...

Wow, with a didgeridoo that long he should be in films.

17 posted on 02/16/2006 6:52:15 PM PST by infidel29 ("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
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Ryan Jones, 23, ran at them with the 4ft instrument before being sprayed with CS gas and handcuffed.

This sounds like something out of a Monty Python skit.

18 posted on 02/16/2006 6:52:22 PM PST by Fruitbat
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Headline of the year???


24 posted on 02/16/2006 6:53:37 PM PST by weegee (We are all Danes now.)
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Re: Half-naked bricklayer on a bender lunged at police with 4ft didgeridoo

He did what with me? And with a 4ft didgeridoo!

25 posted on 02/16/2006 6:53:52 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often!)
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What is a didgeridoo?
What is a didgeridoo?
It comes from the land of the kangaroo, but
What does a didgeridoo do?
What is a didgeridoo?

You pucker and blow and that sucker will buzz
And Growwwlll like it's full of carpet fuzz
It's the coolest sound that ever was...

and that's what a didgeridoo does.
That's what a didgeridoes do.

Tom Chapin

31 posted on 02/16/2006 6:58:14 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: iPod Shuffle

There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates,
who are gathered 'round him and he says:

Watch me wallabys feed mate.
Watch me wallabys feed.
They're a dangerous breed mate.
So watch me wallabys feed.
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.
Altogether now!

Take me koala back, Jack,
take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,
so take me koala back.
Altogether now!

Let me Abos go loose, Lou, *
let me Abos go loose.
They're of no further use, Lou,
so let me Abos go loose.
Altogether now!

Mind me platypus duck, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
Don't let him go running amok, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
Altogether now!

Play your digeridoo, Blue,
play your digeridoo.
Keep playing 'til I shoot thro' Blue,
play your digerydoo.
Altogether now!

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,
(Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed.
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.


32 posted on 02/16/2006 6:58:49 PM PST by beaver fever
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To: iPod Shuffle

That's quite a title.


With a title like that, you don't even need a story.




It really paints a picture.


33 posted on 02/16/2006 6:59:46 PM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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I had to click on this thread just to figure out what the title meant!


38 posted on 02/16/2006 7:02:43 PM PST by Aggie Mama
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Eventually he was sprayed with captor gas again and he dropped the didgeridoo

"Joel, get off the babysitter, drop the didgerido, and come out with your hands up"

42 posted on 02/16/2006 7:06:42 PM PST by neodad (Why does every cartoon article refer to the "Prophet" Muhammed?)
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