[TC Rider]

Any questions on why we're not dating any longer?

And yes, I could have educated her on the differences between Cheney and Kennedy, but why bother?

The best part is that this was going out to her joke list in both directions. As long as she was hitting the 'reply to all' button, I did too.

The really good news is that I got some interesting private replies from some of her girlfriends.

[conservatrice]

Why were you dating a liberal? Do you like pain? ;)

[hophead]

What we would like to see:

Dear Senators Clinton, Schumer, Kerry and Kennedy,
You are cordially invited to my ranch in Wyoming next week for a large picnic and quail hunt. You will be my guests of honor and sit at the head table and be at the front of the line at the hunt. All necessary gear will be provided free of charge, courtesy of my good friend Jack A. (Sen. Kerry, you can bring your own hunting gun if you like.) All game shot will be on the menu and cooked to your liking.
RSVP by 2-18-2006

Yours truly,

Dead Eye Dick

[FormerLib]

It's almost a shame she didn't take a ride with the swimmer.

[Verginius Rufus]

Kennedy wasn't acquitted...he got a two months suspended sentence.

[Rocko]

And Ted Kennedy was acquitted.

And Mary Jo is still dead.

[ncountylee]

got some interesting private replies from some of her girlfriends.

ROFLOL

Enjoy the harvest.

[CharacterCounts]

The really good news is that I got some interesting private replies from some of her girlfriends.

Well?

[Gil4]

Cheney's first reaction after the accident - get his doctor

Kennedy's first reaction after the accident - get his lawyer

[acsrp38]

As Wilbur Mills said to Ted Kennedy -
"At least my girl could swim"

[dmw]

Send us those private replies from her girlfriends! ;-)

[hophead]

"I am just a poor single mother living in the Cary ghetto trying to raise her children, keep a job and put food on the table."

Sounds just like a lib, I'm not surprised she is blaming the conservative men she has dated for her predicament.

[mkjessup]

Your ex-girlfriend is clearly suffering from too much oxygen in her cranium. Tell her that every year, Ted Kennedy offers free rides in his restored '67 Oldsmobile, all she has to do is to email his office with a request and the good Senator will even fly her in from wherever she is to enjoy a summer evening's drive with him.

I'm betting she'll be writing that email tonight. LMAO

[Shalom Israel]

Any questions on why we're not dating any longer?

Well, OK, we can all tell she's stupid--but is she curvalicious?

[Diva Betsy Ross]

You have given me nightmares.. this woman lives in my community- Of course I don't live in the *ghetto* with the rest of the filthy liberals around here (*Yuck*)...but it is still frightening to think I may run into this person at the Gas station or sumthin.. ACK,UGH!

BTW- why would you date a liberal anyway..Come back in from that ledge , FRiend...

[Servant of the 9]

The 'Cary Ghetto'?

Does the poor woman only have 4 bedrooms?

So9

[Beth528]

This is one I got today that I thought was funny..Just checked email and found it..Not from a Dem though.I gave up emailing any of them any more all I came away with was a headache when I tried explaining something to them..


Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard Minorities Hit Hardest by


As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow
continued to pile up on the many poor and African Amercian victims who
could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial
supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum - so essential to
surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered.

"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shovelled so I can get out
to buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his
living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be
spending it here on me?"
Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the
timing terribly suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick
into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?"
wrote one blogger.

Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty.
Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new
medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting
activities of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random
choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing
snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I
have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except
for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and
the President and Congress knows that."

Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are
mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered
underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the
Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds.

Or something like that.

More breaking news...... Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why
snow is ALWAYS white.

Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many
SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer?

I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm.
THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to
fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and
the Republicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senate
needs to investigate this with administration people under oath.

I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors of
her home to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy
baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the
nearly frozen teen-aged girls.

[Darlin']

"..... Yes, it is a very bleak picture and I have been abandomed by every conservative male I have ever been involved with"

And the reason for that is obvious.