Posted on 02/15/2006 1:01:51 PM PST by TC Rider
This morning a lib woman I used to date sent this to my yahoo email:
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My friend at work - Ken who went to UNC and lives in Chapel Hill, no he isn't gay, LOL
His joke this morning about the Chenney incident is
He heard this is the first time Chenney has ever been a straight shooter.
I am LMAO!
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My response
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I'm sorry, that's pretty lame.
How about:
"Would you rather go hunting with Cheney, or get a ride home with Teddy Kennedy?
T
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Her reply (get ready, this is bad)
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Oh can 't we all just get along?
Ok! Had to actually think about this one for a minute.
I would choose Ted Kennedy because I think he would be more compassionate to me than Dick Cheney for the following reasons:
I am just a poor single mother living in the Cary ghetto trying to raise her children, keep a job and put food on the table. Yes, it is a very bleak picture and I have been abandomed by every conservative male I have ever been involved with. Leaving me to try and make it alone in a man's world.
And everyone knows there is no such thing as a compassionate conservative!
And Ted Kennedy was acquitted.
Also a little more humor:
Cheney got a deferment from taking mandatory classes in hunter safety.
He is an expert in getting deferments after managing to get five deferments in avoiding the military draft during the Vietnam War.
Five deferments and now he wants to start shooting!, LOL
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My retort
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Rodney King says: "Can't we all get a Long Island Iced Tea?"
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Her rebuttal
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You devil! Do you know just how much you suck? Did you set me up, LOL?
And yes, I could have educated her on the differences between Cheney and Kennedy, but why bother?
The best part is that this was going out to her joke list in both directions. As long as she was hitting the 'reply to all' button, I did too.
The really good news is that I got some interesting private replies from some of her girlfriends.
Why were you dating a liberal? Do you like pain? ;)
What we would like to see:
Dear Senators Clinton, Schumer, Kerry and Kennedy,
You are cordially invited to my ranch in Wyoming next week for a large picnic and quail hunt. You will be my guests of honor and sit at the head table and be at the front of the line at the hunt. All necessary gear will be provided free of charge, courtesy of my good friend Jack A. (Sen. Kerry, you can bring your own hunting gun if you like.) All game shot will be on the menu and cooked to your liking.
RSVP by 2-18-2006
Yours truly,
Dead Eye Dick
It's almost a shame she didn't take a ride with the swimmer.
Kennedy wasn't acquitted...he got a two months suspended sentence.
And Mary Jo is still dead.
ROFLOL
Enjoy the harvest.
"Why were you dating a liberal?"
Because liberal chicks are easy.
Well?
Cheney's first reaction after the accident - get his doctor
Kennedy's first reaction after the accident - get his lawyer
As Wilbur Mills said to Ted Kennedy -
"At least my girl could swim"
Send us those private replies from her girlfriends! ;-)
I believe that was his second reaction. His first was to get another drink!
They're loose.
GMTA
I know why. Because it's a cheap date. (1) You don't have to take them to dinner because they are always full of it. (2)Entertainment is cheap because they keep you in stitches with their rhetoric.
Relationships usually work better when the man is the smarter one.
Your ex-girlfriend is clearly suffering from too much oxygen in her cranium. Tell her that every year, Ted Kennedy offers free rides in his restored '67 Oldsmobile, all she has to do is to email his office with a request and the good Senator will even fly her in from wherever she is to enjoy a summer evening's drive with him.
I'm betting she'll be writing that email tonight. LMAO
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