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How do you milk a moose, anyway?
Exeter News-letter ^ | 8/17/2004 | By Lara Bricker

Posted on 02/15/2006 10:51:23 AM PST by Red Badger

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To: ken5050

How many meeses have you milked?.......


21 posted on 02/15/2006 11:49:04 AM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: Red Badger

Well, I was in Japan, so the heat and the humidity wouldn't be much different, but yeah, that was crappy always being in a suit at the height of summer.
I have always wanted to go to Florida, being a "Parrot-Head" and all. But the last few hurricane seasons have really got me second guessing.


22 posted on 02/15/2006 12:24:01 PM PST by Ragtop (We are the people our parents warned us about)
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To: Ragtop

I've been thru many hurricanes, David, Dennis, Ivan, Opal, Erin, and many tropical storms. Katrina was just down the way from here. I live less than a mile from the Gulf. It's not bad if you PREPARE! Metal roof, generator, lots of unperishable food, gas cooking and hot water. Most of my trees are gone now, so I don't have that problem anymore. Still digging up stumps though.......It has become a hobbie.......


23 posted on 02/15/2006 12:33:44 PM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: Condor51
My sister once tried to milk a Moose - it bit her.

Did she have to take a shower then?

24 posted on 02/15/2006 1:25:12 PM PST by confederacy of dunces (Workin' & lurkin')
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To: Hap

Okay, I think we've finally found a cheese I won't try.


25 posted on 02/15/2006 1:27:36 PM PST by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: Red Badger
"Aren't the horns dangerous?......."

Elk don't have horns. Neither do deer.

26 posted on 02/15/2006 1:33:14 PM PST by Deguello
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To: Deguello

Okay, Antlers! Picky, picky!........


27 posted on 02/15/2006 1:35:50 PM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: Deguello

Then these people need to change the name of their city......

http://www.elkhorncity.net/


28 posted on 02/15/2006 1:37:22 PM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: Red Badger
Taking it further, only the males have antlers. If one has a problem dealing with the antlers, then they are milking the wrong sex.

Before I get hammered, there can be genetic problems that will cause a female to grow some antlers. This is the animal version of "strapping one on".

29 posted on 02/15/2006 1:47:03 PM PST by Deguello
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To: Ragtop

Any outbreaks of brain worm among the moose in Utah?


30 posted on 02/15/2006 6:13:23 PM PST by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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Not that I know of. But some of the people I know here are suffering from it. They're in their own little group. They're called "The Cache Valley Democrats".


31 posted on 02/16/2006 6:18:02 AM PST by Ragtop (We are the people our parents warned us about)
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To: Andy'smom; bradactor; politicalwit; Spunky; mplsconservative; don-o; boadecelia; freeangel; ...
**Food Ping**

Because you know you wanted to know.

32 posted on 04/27/2007 6:51:35 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy (Pass the popcorn.)
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Reminds me of yak butter. I went to an IMAX movie about Mt. Everest. It was filmed at the time that group got caught in that freak snowstorm and so many died. Well, one of the guides, when he got back to his village, was so grateful that he survived that he held a religious ceremony of some kind and had hundreds of yak butter lamps burning.

Yak butter.


33 posted on 04/27/2007 7:29:36 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Red Badger

Don’t think I will try Moose Cheese. I have used goat soap.


34 posted on 04/27/2007 7:37:57 PM PDT by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghan Honor Roll students.)
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To: Ragtop

“Riding the bike wasn’t that bad, but the helmet just bugged me.”

Neighbor of mine had a garage sale and he wanted to sell some old steel bed pans he had collected from his grandmother, who was a hospital nurse. He spray painted them white, punched holes in the sides for chin straps. Sold them as antique racing bicycle helmets.


35 posted on 04/27/2007 8:22:28 PM PDT by BerryDingle
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To: Red Badger

Check out this book

http://www.amazon.com/How-You-Milk-Moose-Anyway/dp/1602641242/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1197574770&sr=1-1


36 posted on 12/13/2007 2:32:15 PM PST by MooseMilker
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