I hate Valentines Day

[Pukin Dog]

LOL. This is Southern California. My postman drives a Hummer just like mine, only Black.

[Oorang]

Yep, not a single delivery was to a man. Like we aint got feelings?

A few years ago I had a gift delivered to my husband, at his office, on Valentines Day. It was a basket with chocolates, massage oil and chocolate body paint.

When he got home, with said gift in tow, he said thanks, that was very thoughtful, etc., but don't EVER do that again!

[Hebrews 11:6]

Polish it up and you've got yourself a fee-earning magazine article.

[Pukin Dog]

Really? Thanks.

How would I go about that?

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Hi Lady Victorious!

And belated happy Valentine's Day to you also!


Sir Blur.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Pack,

I don't like your math.

10 x 10 = 100!

One Hundred Percent Real.

But I like your attitude. ;^)

[Watery Tart]

So, you wouldn't be available in October for Sweetest Day? Nah, didn't think so....

Well anyway, you done good, so here's a beer!

[arasina]

Polish it up and you've got yourself a fee-earning magazine article.

I agree. This is a well-written and entertaining piece, PD.

As for manufactured holidays, I personally can't stand them, but acknowledge that they do help to keep people buying goods and services and thus give the economy an occasional little boost. (But Teddy Bears are for toddlers.)

[arasina]

Has the stuffed animal bit ever worked for you before?

Don't get any ideas, QTF16. ;^P

[MadIvan]

I disagree about the candy. I got my lady a combination of red roses (standard) - and some handmade chocolates from where I live in West Sussex. Worked like a charm.

Also setting is important - if the lady in question works in a rather tedious or sterile environment, red roses work even better.

Regards, Ivan

[Pukin Dog]

Thank you.

If you had seen what those Vermont Teddy Bears did to a few of these women, you would buy stock in that company. But, even I know that the only sure-fire way to get a woman in that right kind of mood is through the thoughtful use of alcohol and alcohol related products.

[Pukin Dog]

The reactions I witnessed from candy ranged from: "Oh girl, he really wants some" by co-workers, to "Well, I guess I'm going to have to give it up". I am not kidding. These were upper-middle class working girls for the most part, and it seemed that they looked down on the candy, but got all weepy and breathless from the Teddy Bears.

[F16Fighter]

"Has the stuffed animal bit ever worked for you before?"

Not my style, but has this "technique" ever worked for any of YOU gals? (first date an exception)

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

F16, this is AMERICA!

Don't forget, they have the FIFTH AMENDMENT!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

;^)

[Dashing Dasher]

"Has the stuffed animal bit ever worked for you before?" Not my style, but has this "technique" ever worked for any of YOU gals? (first date an exception)

Nothing like that works for me.

Show up on time, look like you put some effort into your appearance, don't do anything disgusting, appear interested in the conversation and make me laugh.

That's all I ask.

I especially like a guy to pay attention and have a plan. Put some thought into the relationship - remember my name, phone number, how I take my coffee, favorite types of food, movies, types of music, etc.

If a guy wants a woman to make him feel special - he has to make her feel special also. AND ... vice-a-versa.

[Hebrews 11:6]

How would I go about that?

First, survey magazines to determine those which would be likely to want such an article. Look for their rules regarding submissions. Tailor your article accordingly.

Second, try a Google search on getting printed/approaching magazines. Try your local bookstore--there are volumes on how to get happily published.

Third, ask any writers or editors you may know.

[Hebrews 11:6]

If it were easy, everyone would be doing it.

[arasina]

I just received this in an email and it seems to be appropriate to your reply, DD. :o)

POEM FOR A LADY

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.

POEM FOR A MAN

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a darn.

[onyx]

Stuffed animal? NO!

This "worked" on me. GREEN is my favorite Valentine color.