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Mich. man sentenced in sheep abuse case
Miami Herald ^

Posted on 02/15/2006 3:09:12 AM PST by jsh3180

Mich. man sentenced in sheep abuse case Associated Press

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. - A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender.

Jeffrey S. Haynes said the state registry is intended to keep track of people who have committed crimes against humans.

But Calhoun County Circuit Court Judge Conrad Sindt told Haynes at his sentencing hearing that once he is released from prison, he must register with the Michigan State Police Public Sex Offender Registry.

Haynes, 42, of Battle Creek, was sentenced Monday to 2 1/2 years to 20 years in prison. He entered the plea in January. A no contest plea is not an admission of guilt but is treated as such for sentencing purposes.

Tamara Towns, an assistant prosecutor for the county, argued that Haynes should be ordered to register as a sex offender because once out of prison, he could prey on children or vulnerable adults.

Haynes said he is not a violent person and would not assault children.

"The prosecutor is being real hard on me for what I did," he said. "But I should not be treated as a child molester."

A telephone call seeking comment was left Tuesday at the Marshall office of defense attorney John B. Sullivan.

Police said Haynes had sex with a sheep at a Bedford Township farm on Jan. 26, 2005. The animal's owner caught him on the property and the sheep was found injured.

Haynes was arrested in June after a DNA sample taken from the animal matched Haynes' genetic material.

Haynes has prior convictions for burglary, home invasion and uttering and publishing, and was on parole for burglary at the time of the sex crime.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: baaah; bestiality; iloveewe; sheep
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Baaad news for this guy.
1 posted on 02/15/2006 3:09:13 AM PST by jsh3180
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To: jsh3180

uttering and publishing

???

Baaaaaaah.


2 posted on 02/15/2006 3:12:24 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: jsh3180

bring on in the sheep
bring on in the sheep
we shall come rejoicing
bring on in the sheep


3 posted on 02/15/2006 3:19:26 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you.)
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To: jsh3180

This should get some real play on FR....bring on the funnies!


4 posted on 02/15/2006 3:22:07 AM PST by RVN Airplane Driver (Most Americans are so spoiled with freedom they have no idea what it takes to earn and keep it.)
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To: tet68; kstewskis; Victoria Delsoul; Kelly_2000; Raquel

I imagine he's feeling a bit sheepish.


5 posted on 02/15/2006 3:27:10 AM PST by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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"A man who pleaded no contest..."

Shouldn't that be changed to "bleated" no contest?


6 posted on 02/15/2006 3:29:01 AM PST by wingman1 (University of Vietnam 1970. Forget? Hell.)
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To: jsh3180

Jeff Haynes? That aint no Muslim name.


7 posted on 02/15/2006 3:51:01 AM PST by southernerwithanattitude
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A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender.

How often do farm animals read the sex offender registry?

8 posted on 02/15/2006 4:01:14 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: jsh3180

Mohammad, is that you?


9 posted on 02/15/2006 4:01:38 AM PST by indcons (For a definition of "dhimmi," visit http://www.dhimmi.org/)
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He'll bleat the rap.

But seriously, why are there bestiality stories on the news so regularly these days? I guess the left is trying to work over from the same sex marriage and is attempting to make animal humping mainstream, with all these stories.
10 posted on 02/15/2006 4:01:46 AM PST by starbase (Understanding Written Propaganda (click "starbase" to learn 22 manipulating tricks!!))
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To: jsh3180

Too bad he's not from Montana, where the men are men and the sheep are glad of it.


12 posted on 02/15/2006 4:04:23 AM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN - 3rd Bn. Fifth Marines RVN 1969)
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To: southernerwithanattitude

Gore's stunt double. Gore, despondent over all the attention the VP is getting, heard that he could make the news by banging a sheep in Michigan. He'd heard something about desert wanderers while in Arabia and he was hoping his apology would sounds more sincere is he acted like one.


13 posted on 02/15/2006 4:05:03 AM PST by Simo Hayha (An eduction is incomplete without instruction in the use of arms to defend against harm.)
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To: jsh3180

He should also have to register with the local farmers.


14 posted on 02/15/2006 4:57:16 AM PST by SampleMan
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To: jsh3180

Brokeback Sheep?


15 posted on 02/15/2006 5:03:13 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than take a ride with Ted Kennedy)
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To: Northern Yankee

When my husband and I were stationed in the U.K. a fellow American was charged with loving a sheep. The sheep since it was a ewe, he was charged for the children it would have birthed, and the wool they would have produced collectively. When we walked through town, people would call the American's "sheep shearers". Shame was, he was a nice looking boy and could have gotten some of those nasty local girls to sleep with him for a bottle of beer. But he liked sheep better.


16 posted on 02/15/2006 5:08:06 AM PST by brwnsuga (Proud, Black, Conservative!)
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"Tamara Towns, an assistant prosecutor for the county, argued that Haynes should be ordered to register as a sex offender because once out of prison, he could prey on children or vulnerable adults."

Not to mention other innocent farm animals.


17 posted on 02/15/2006 5:09:05 AM PST by Rebelbase (President Bush is a Texas jackass when it comes to Border security .)
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To: JRios1968

bet little bo peep is really mad


18 posted on 02/15/2006 5:09:18 AM PST by pandoraou812
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To: jsh3180
Most of the guys in my BCT Company during the 60's were southern boys...from Tennessee,Mississippi and Texas. Several of these guys told me that their first "experience" was with a creature unable to walk upright.

I,a 19 year old kid from the suburbs of the northeast,thought they were joking.

Maybe they weren't.

19 posted on 02/15/2006 5:20:19 AM PST by Gay State Conservative
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bet little bo peep is really mad

You mean "really maaaaaaaaaad"

20 posted on 02/15/2006 5:29:32 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than take a ride with Ted Kennedy)
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