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Pencil in penis backfires
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Posted on 02/14/2006 7:12:19 PM PST by Coleus

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: balkans; belgrade; bladder; bravodelta; darwinaward; impotence; milosevic; ouch; pencil; penis; serb; serbia; viagra; zeljkotupic
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To: Coleus

There's a "lead in your pencil" joke here just screaming to get out......


121 posted on 02/15/2006 1:50:39 AM PST by RightOnline
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To: Coleus; Army Air Corps; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; Darksheare

...and all others who pung me to this...

this writes a painful new chapter in the book of sexual idiocy, under the title "boy, that'll put some lead in yer pencil!"


122 posted on 02/15/2006 2:27:03 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: martin_fierro

He gives new meaning to the term "pencil d!ck".


123 posted on 02/15/2006 3:03:58 AM PST by Born Conservative (Chronic Positivity: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jsher/)
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To: phantomworker

Pencils should be regulated or carry some sort of warning printed on the side so that no other impotent man goes through this kind of agony.


124 posted on 02/15/2006 5:44:56 AM PST by Chanticleer (May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
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To: Coleus

What is it they always say on "Car Talk"? "The stingy man pays the most!"


125 posted on 02/15/2006 5:45:57 AM PST by linda_22003
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To: Chanticleer

LOL!


126 posted on 02/15/2006 5:48:17 AM PST by phantomworker (Restlessness and discontent are the first necessities of progress.)
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To: bannie

Just watch the "Lemmiwinks" episode of "South Park". ;)


127 posted on 02/15/2006 5:49:56 AM PST by linda_22003
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To: Coleus

You're getting waaay too technical for that guy.


128 posted on 02/15/2006 6:35:15 AM PST by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: Coleus
he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils

So...he's still considering another go at the pencil method?
129 posted on 02/15/2006 7:17:37 AM PST by BJClinton (Let slip the Viking Kittens!)
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To: Coleus

There's a 10 ten list about this coming up!!!!!!!!


130 posted on 02/15/2006 1:07:40 PM PST by GregB
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To: linda_22003

I'll watch it...but I bet I just peek through my fingers!

Thank you for the gentle introduction!

:-)


131 posted on 02/15/2006 1:32:02 PM PST by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: Coleus

Didn't feel like reading to see if it had been posted, but kind of gives new meaning to a little lead in your pencil huh?


132 posted on 02/15/2006 1:36:43 PM PST by Mr. Blonde (You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
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To: Coleus

Might be an old guy, but he can say that he still has some lead in his pencil.


133 posted on 02/15/2006 1:38:19 PM PST by toddlintown (Lennon takes six bullets to the chest, Yoko is standing right next to him and not one f'ing bullet?)
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To: Coleus
Hey, at least this guy was series about being hugh !!!!
134 posted on 02/15/2006 4:50:16 PM PST by dfwddr (Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword:folding.)
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To: toddlintown

in his pencil and in his bladder.


135 posted on 02/21/2006 6:14:49 PM PST by Coleus (What were Ted Kennedy & his nephew doing on Good Friday, 1991? Getting drunk and raping women)
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To: Coleus

The old stick-in-your-dick trick?


136 posted on 06/07/2006 1:36:10 PM PDT by NRA1995 (Let's all leave the US and return as undocumented trespassers....uh, immigrants)
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