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Pencil in penis backfires
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Posted on 02/14/2006 7:12:19 PM PST by Coleus
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: balkans; belgrade; bladder; bravodelta; darwinaward; impotence; milosevic; ouch; pencil; penis; serb; serbia; viagra; zeljkotupic
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To: Coleus
There's a "lead in your pencil" joke here just screaming to get out......
To: Coleus; Army Air Corps; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; Darksheare
...and all others who pung me to this...
this writes a painful new chapter in the book of sexual idiocy, under the title "boy, that'll put some lead in yer pencil!"
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posted on
02/15/2006 2:27:03 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: martin_fierro
He gives new meaning to the term "pencil d!ck".
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posted on
02/15/2006 3:03:58 AM PST
by
Born Conservative
(Chronic Positivity: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jsher/)
To: phantomworker
Pencils should be regulated or carry some sort of warning printed on the side so that no other impotent man goes through this kind of agony.
124
posted on
02/15/2006 5:44:56 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
To: Coleus
What is it they always say on "Car Talk"? "The stingy man pays the most!"
To: Chanticleer
126
posted on
02/15/2006 5:48:17 AM PST
by
phantomworker
(Restlessness and discontent are the first necessities of progress.)
To: bannie
Just watch the "Lemmiwinks" episode of "South Park". ;)
To: Coleus
You're getting waaay too technical for that guy.
128
posted on
02/15/2006 6:35:15 AM PST
by
nuconvert
([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: Coleus
he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils
So...he's still considering another go at the pencil method?
129
posted on
02/15/2006 7:17:37 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Let slip the Viking Kittens!)
To: Coleus
There's a 10 ten list about this coming up!!!!!!!!
130
posted on
02/15/2006 1:07:40 PM PST
by
GregB
To: linda_22003
I'll watch it...but I bet I just peek through my fingers!
Thank you for the gentle introduction!
:-)
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:32:02 PM PST
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Coleus
Didn't feel like reading to see if it had been posted, but kind of gives new meaning to a little lead in your pencil huh?
132
posted on
02/15/2006 1:36:43 PM PST
by
Mr. Blonde
(You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
To: Coleus
Might be an old guy, but he can say that he still has some lead in his pencil.
133
posted on
02/15/2006 1:38:19 PM PST
by
toddlintown
(Lennon takes six bullets to the chest, Yoko is standing right next to him and not one f'ing bullet?)
To: Coleus
Hey, at least this guy was series about being hugh !!!!
134
posted on
02/15/2006 4:50:16 PM PST
by
dfwddr
(Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword:folding.)
To: toddlintown
in his pencil and in his bladder.
135
posted on
02/21/2006 6:14:49 PM PST
by
Coleus
(What were Ted Kennedy & his nephew doing on Good Friday, 1991? Getting drunk and raping women)
To: Coleus
The old stick-in-your-dick trick?
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posted on
06/07/2006 1:36:10 PM PDT
by
NRA1995
(Let's all leave the US and return as undocumented trespassers....uh, immigrants)
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