I'm first;
Colder than a well-diggers a$$...
Grinning like a dog eating peanut butter out of a wire brush...
1 posted on
02/14/2006 9:58:02 AM PST by
Snardius
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To: Snardius
"There stands Jackson like a stone wall." - Gen Bee
"Gooder 'n Grits"
To: Snardius
Here's an oldie that just occurred to me.
Happy as a tick on a fat puppy dog.
46 posted on
02/14/2006 2:49:03 PM PST by
saganite
(The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
To: Snardius
She's ugly like she was hit with a Mac Truck full of ugly sticks?
48 posted on
02/14/2006 4:08:13 PM PST by
MikefromOhio
(Brokeback Mountain: The ONLY western where the Cowboys GET IT IN THE END!!!)
To: Snardius
This thread is just Slicker than GooseShit.....
49 posted on
02/14/2006 4:08:52 PM PST by
MikefromOhio
(Brokeback Mountain: The ONLY western where the Cowboys GET IT IN THE END!!!)
To: Snardius
As nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory.
50 posted on
02/14/2006 4:10:01 PM PST by
Casloy
To: Snardius
My favorite smiley.
53 posted on
02/14/2006 4:18:52 PM PST by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG-ret)
To: Snardius
"Smile this...you pencil-necked geek!!!"
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55 posted on
02/14/2006 4:33:22 PM PST by
Fintan
(Shut up. You're rude and silly. And ugly.)
To: Snardius
"It's like having sex with your girlfriend on the hood of your wife's car while your wife is honking the horn. Pretty damn exciting, but not much fun."
56 posted on
02/14/2006 4:33:51 PM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(Happy Valentine's Day!)
To: Snardius
Not really a simile, but one of the best expressions of disdain for a person that I have ever heard. Got it from an old boss of mine:
"I wouldn't p!ss in his mouth if his guts were on fire."
59 posted on
02/15/2006 10:27:56 AM PST by
NerdDad
To: Snardius
Looks like this thread will go over like a turd in a punchbowl.
62 posted on
02/16/2006 8:39:49 PM PST by
InShanghai
(I was born on the crest of a wave, and rocked in the cradle of the deep.)
To: Snardius
"I'm hungry enough to eat the ass end out of a dead skunk!"
Been saying that one a long time before Apollo 13.
"Man, that looks like a cat's ass sewed up with a grapevine."
Means something looks really bad.
My father in law's favorite; "I wouldn't hit a hog in the ass end with it". Meaning something's useless.
"Useless as tits on a boar hog."
Self explanatory
64 posted on
02/18/2006 4:59:23 PM PST by
rikkir
(My goal this year: Push a Moonbat over the edge by increasing our majorities!!)
To: Snardius
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