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To: MississippiMasterpiece
2 posted on
02/13/2006 10:17:15 AM PST by
Lurker
(In God I trust. Everybody else shows me their hands.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
To: MississippiMasterpiece
4 posted on
02/13/2006 10:17:26 AM PST by
beltfed308
(Cloth or link. Happiness is a perfect trunnion.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
You're not eating any glowing fish, are you?
5 posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:08 AM PST by
American Quilter
(Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Try a new hemorroid ointment!
6 posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:16 AM PST by
Bommer
(Ted Kennedy - Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life!)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Bunny.
Pancake.
Head.
You know the drill.
7 posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:24 AM PST by
ovrtaxt
(Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back. -Coulter)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
9 posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:30 AM PST by
Fenris6
(3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
This has happened to me before, but if I go into details I would get banned for sure.
To: MississippiMasterpiece
There are so many ways that this post could go, I'm not going to be the one to start it.
11 posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:42 AM PST by
mattdono
(The New 'Rat math: 0.0000017% = Vast Wiretapping of "Americans" Riiiggghhhhtttt...)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Use toilet paper next time
12 posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:46 AM PST by
Neville72
(uist)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Does your girlfriend shower regularly?
15 posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:57 AM PST by
ImProudToBeAnAmerican
(Tom Daschle is deeply saddened... Remember him? Bahahahahahahahahaha!)
To: MississippiMasterpiece; mikrofon; martin_fierro
My fingers have smelled strange for a couple of days...kinda of a sickly sweet smell? Where have they been?
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I was 16 the first time that happened to me.
18 posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:07 AM PST by
Mark Felton
("Your faith should not be in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.")
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Bits of food must be getting caught in the hair on you palm.
19 posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:21 AM PST by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
A sure sign that you're about to be struck by lightning.
20 posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:30 AM PST by
LIConFem
(A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
To: Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner; Allegra; Flyer
Y'all have got to see this.
21 posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:32 AM PST by
Xenalyte
(Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Probably depends on where you had it stuck.
22 posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:33 AM PST by
TomGuy
To: MississippiMasterpiece
23 posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:40 AM PST by
Mamzelle
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Nah, mine smell like fish.
24 posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:42 AM PST by
gov_bean_ counter
(It is easy to call for a pi$$ing contest when you aren't going to be in the line of fire.)
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