Posted on 02/10/2006 3:24:03 AM PST by KingVanity
Happy Valentine's Day. May God bless you as your prepare to receive the Sacrament of Confirmation.
Happy Valentine's to you and your mom.
I miss her on the night shift.
Happy Valentines Day
OP, you were always a class act in my book.
Happy Valentine's Day!
BTTT
Subject: Valentine's
Daddy's Little Girl
Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since Valentine's Day
is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at
me for giving someone a valentine?
Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to Osama,
he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place
tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
"Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow the shit out of him."
Hi KingVanity!
Say Hi to your mom for me, please.
Sure do miss her!!
Happy St. Valentine's Day!
Blessings on you as you prepare for Confirmation.
Happy Valentines day KV... and ask oceanperch to come back. The antifreepers aren't worth a moment's grief.
Dear King Vanity,
I hope you enjoy and have a very Happy St. Valentine's day!!
If you need help with your studies, I'm sure there are plenty of Catholic Freepers who will be here to help you. Let us know when you will make your Confirmation.
Blessings and peace to you and your mom and family. I hope your mom comes back to the FR, many freepers miss her.
Roger that on the assistance with anything Catholic, King Vanity. If you ever have a question, send it on. With friends like NYer, Jo Kus, Campion, Soothing Dave and many more, we'll come up with something! May the Spirit be upon you!
Semper Fi, dude!
Francis, himself
...stocking Guinness for St. Paddy's day!
Happy Valentine's day to you, KingVanity!
Keep up the good work on stuyding the Catechism, and best wishes on your Confirmation Day.
-iq
Hi, King Vanity.
We've just had a good Valentine's Day dinner here. I wish you and your family a Happy Valentine's Day.
If there's an occasional anti-Catholic post around here, don't be discouraged. There's also plenty of us Catholics here, and most of us get along fine.
I think my husband likes fat women. He got me this HUGE box of chocolates. THEN he says I don't seem to be eating enough of it.
[img]http://bestsmileys.com/valentine1/18.gif[/img]
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
![http://bestsmileys.com/valentine1/18.gif[/img]](http://bestsmileys.com/valentine1/18.gif[/img]){kind=link}