Oh, Waiter!
1 posted on
02/09/2006 10:27:51 AM PST by
SmithL
To: SmithL
I knew a couple guys who tried that with a mouse in a beer bottle, and they ended up getting jobs at the brewery, eh.
To: SmithL
Where are the McKinzie brother when you need them?
3 posted on
02/09/2006 10:34:29 AM PST by
oyez
(Appeasement is insanity.)
To: SmithL
A woman claims that her 89-year-old mother spooned a dead mouse into her mouth Would she be happier if it had been alive? Some people just can't be pleased.
5 posted on
02/09/2006 10:38:27 AM PST by
SIDENET
("IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!")
To: SmithL
"Shh keep it down or else everyone else will want one."
6 posted on
02/09/2006 10:38:57 AM PST by
dfwgator
To: SmithL
A case of soup factory felching gone bad?
8 posted on
02/09/2006 10:50:13 AM PST by
MarineBrat
(Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
To: SmithL
Lying sack of crap...er...soup...
To: SmithL
Obviously an improperly labeled can!
10 posted on
02/09/2006 12:06:27 PM PST by
SWAMPSNIPER
(MAY I DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP)
To: SmithL
Well the can said chunky...................
11 posted on
02/09/2006 6:04:04 PM PST by
festus
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