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BIRDS DISCHARGE ON COURIC: NBC OLYMPIC COVERAGE OFF TO MESSY START
NBC ^ | 2/7/06 | Drudge

Posted on 02/08/2006 8:34:47 AM PST by FormerACLUmember



TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Sports; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: birdsdoit; bm; caption; couric; feces; purinademocratchow
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To: FormerACLUmember

The bird's a better critic than most people. And I always said Katie was for the birds... (I think birds are a lot smarter than we think.)


21 posted on 02/08/2006 8:38:38 AM PST by Savage Beast ("Democrats are rumbling toward the November elections as the American Al Qaeda Party." ~jmaroneps37)
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To: FormerACLUmember
Some reporterettes will do anything for publicity!

Bird, you are my hero!

22 posted on 02/08/2006 8:38:40 AM PST by Agent Smith (Fallujah delenda est. (I wish))
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To: Reactionary

But seriously, why was she wearing a coat made out of toilet seat rugs?


23 posted on 02/08/2006 8:38:53 AM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Sshhhhh.... don't tell little commie Katie, but that's my very own pet bird, carefully trained for just this sort of mission......... :^) I was delighted to see my careful efforts pay off!!


24 posted on 02/08/2006 8:39:02 AM PST by Enchante (Democrats: "We are ALL broken and worn out, our party & ideas, what else is new?")
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To: FormerACLUmember

Reminds me of the time I got a good butt whooping. My mom was out hanging clothes to dry in the yard. I, about 10-11, was there, too. A bird doodied on her and she asked me to go get some toilet paper. I asked her, "Why? By the time I get back that bird will be long gone."


25 posted on 02/08/2006 8:39:08 AM PST by JeeperFreeper
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To: FormerACLUmember

May the Bird of Paradise fly right your bippy!

Poor Katie.

I remember when she used to the Beltway reporter for WRC-TV in DC. She was cute and perky.

Now she's covered with birdsh*t in northern Italy.

Adio, cara mia. Ciao.


26 posted on 02/08/2006 8:39:08 AM PST by RexBeach ("There is no substitute for victory." -Douglas MacArthur)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Karl Rove trained those birds... :)


27 posted on 02/08/2006 8:39:22 AM PST by Keith in Iowa (<a hrefhref="http://www.washingtonpost.com/">Tasteless Unpatriotic Rag</a>)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Hey, Katie ... that's why we pay you the big bucks.


28 posted on 02/08/2006 8:39:52 AM PST by BluH2o
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To: FormerACLUmember

At least the Euro-fowl have an excellent judge of character.


29 posted on 02/08/2006 8:40:04 AM PST by socal_parrot (2006, the year of the parrot!!!)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Birds have more sense than the executives at NBC.


30 posted on 02/08/2006 8:40:06 AM PST by Godzilla (Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Birds have more sense than the executives at NBC.


31 posted on 02/08/2006 8:40:09 AM PST by Godzilla (Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.)
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To: FormerACLUmember; MotleyGirl70; Larry Lucido

Hey Katie! That's MY coat!

32 posted on 02/08/2006 8:40:43 AM PST by Cagey ("Soldiers, keep by your officers. For God's sake, keep by your officers!")
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To: FormerACLUmember

sheethead


*grins*


33 posted on 02/08/2006 8:40:44 AM PST by Doogle (USAF...8thAF...4077th TFW...408th MMS...Ubon Thailand..."69"..Night Line Delivery,AMMO)
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To: FormerACLUmember

so was it W or rove that was controlling the mad bomber?


34 posted on 02/08/2006 8:40:48 AM PST by JohnLongIsland
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

PING!!!


35 posted on 02/08/2006 8:40:52 AM PST by LongsforReagan (Dick Cheney is the best elected official in this country. Period.)
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To: Personal Responsibility

"Poetic Justice!"

I love it...this made my day.
She wallows in S all day long and finally she gets it in the face. Or on the hair.

Please excuse me I really don't appreciate dirty words but just can't pass on this one.


36 posted on 02/08/2006 8:41:04 AM PST by fabriclady
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To: FormerACLUmember

The bird must be a Bush supporter.


37 posted on 02/08/2006 8:41:25 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Keith in Iowa; All
The Noble Bird is clearly a Freeper and a Protest Warrior. Not the first time The Today Show got freeped:


38 posted on 02/08/2006 8:41:28 AM PST by FormerACLUmember
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To: FormerACLUmember

Always reminds me of one of my favorite old variety show skits. I believe it was on David Byner's old show, an angel came down and granted 5 minutes of life to two Greek statues (male and female) in a park. The two statues, who had been staring lovingly at each other for years, grabbed hands in ran into the bushes.

They came back out a minute or two later, adjusting their togas and getting back up on their pedestals.

The angel looked over and told them that they still had two minutes left...

The male statue looked at the femal statue and said, "Great, this time I'll hold the pigeon down, and you (bleep) on his head!"


39 posted on 02/08/2006 8:41:58 AM PST by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Need any more proof of the existence of God?


40 posted on 02/08/2006 8:42:09 AM PST by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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