Lowery : Blah Blah blah bash bash bash bull bull bull
Dubya : What a maroon.
Laura : Please let me kick his ass. Please
OK - give it your best
1 posted on
02/07/2006 1:15:17 PM PST by
commish
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To: commish
"I would like another roll with dinner please."
To: commish
Laura looks very pi##ed in that photo!
3 posted on
02/07/2006 1:16:57 PM PST by
MplsSteve
To: commish
"Two classy people sitting behind a pile of trash."
To: commish
Colonel Sanders has been palling around with George Hamilton.
5 posted on
02/07/2006 1:17:31 PM PST by
CROSSHIGHWAYMAN
(expell the fat arrogant carcasses of Congress)
To: commish
You know, Laura, the Reverand's pants have a split..........
6 posted on
02/07/2006 1:17:48 PM PST by
Red Badger
(...I will bless them that bless thee and those who curse thee I will turn into Liberals..........)
To: commish
Bush 41 was funny: "I lost a page, it's your lucky day!"
Bill's sermon touched me deeply. Hillary's destroyed my kidney stones.
/silliness
7 posted on
02/07/2006 1:18:03 PM PST by
SquirrelKing
(Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
To: commish
Didn't turn on FNC until after the funeral. Knew it would raise the old blood pressure.
9 posted on
02/07/2006 1:18:46 PM PST by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: commish
Lowery: And yesim, we's be black and we's be proud. We's for the gubmit but not Bush's gubmit. Bush's gubmit is against us black peoples...
Bush thinking: They just can't leave politics out of it, can they? How low CAN they sink?
Laura thinking: Say it...say one more word about my husband....come on...
11 posted on
02/07/2006 1:22:12 PM PST by
MadCharity
("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
To: commish
Dubya: "Hey Laura, listen closely here, I had Rove slip some political stuff into his speech so that the Dims end up "Wellstoning" themselves again..."
14 posted on
02/07/2006 1:28:52 PM PST by
Onelifetogive
(* Sarcasm tag ALWAYS required. For some FReepers, sarcasm can NEVER be obvious enough.)
To: commish
"psssst, look Laura, his trousers move when he's talking out his arse."
16 posted on
02/07/2006 1:30:01 PM PST by
TheCrusader
("The frenzy of the mohammedans has devastated the Churches of God" Pope Urban II ~ 1097A.D.)
To: commish
Honey, we really need to add poem writing to the list of education improvements.
17 posted on
02/07/2006 1:32:12 PM PST by
DrewsDad
To: commish
Lowery: Blah blah poverty blah blah racism blah blah WMDs blah blah....
President Bush: At the end of the day I'm the President and he's, well, Lowery. Enough said.
First Lady: I can kick his ass and Jimmy Carter's at the same time!
18 posted on
02/07/2006 1:34:03 PM PST by
andyland
("if John Kerry didn't exist, Karl Rove would have to invent him.")
To: commish
Didn't the dumbocrats try this once before at the Wellstone funeral?
And got excoriated for months for being dumma$$3s?
I guess lots of them being black nobody will notice this time?
To: commish
Laura sez: "This idiot Lowery is giving me plenty of ideas for jokes at the National Press Dinner."
21 posted on
02/07/2006 1:37:10 PM PST by
Palladin
("Governor Lynn Swann."...it has a nice ring to it!)
To: commish
Laura: "Sorry, Joe, but your poetry will never make it to the Library of Congress. Although you did give Doctor Seuss a run for his money."
23 posted on
02/07/2006 1:39:20 PM PST by
Palladin
("Governor Lynn Swann."...it has a nice ring to it!)
To: commish
"They're running this funeral like a PLANTATION!!!
And you KNOW what I'm talkin' about!!!"
24 posted on
02/07/2006 1:39:36 PM PST by
pillut48
(CJ in TX)
To: commish
George (thinking): "Dang! I know they provided us with lunch from Pancho's Buffet, but PLEASE!!!! Why didn't I get a seat on the other side of the stage?!?"
Laura (thinking): "Dang! If that television camera wasn't there, I'd be showing this guy something about WMDs!!!
One more insult and I'm going all kung-fu all over his rear end!!"
Speaker (thinking): "I'm doing such a great job here!! The newspapers will be praising my wonderful speech on the evening news!!!"
:-)
25 posted on
02/07/2006 1:42:46 PM PST by
pillut48
(CJ in TX)
To: commish
Bush is going to get the last laugh, as usual. Watch his approval rating skyrocket after this shameful display.
28 posted on
02/07/2006 1:44:39 PM PST by
dfwgator
To: commish
President: "Laura?"
Laura: "Yes, Dear?"
President: "Are we absolutely sure it is illegal to deport people like this? After all, they'd be happier in France wouldn't they?"
29 posted on
02/07/2006 1:47:24 PM PST by
Dead Corpse
(I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
To: commish
W: "What's that old saying, 'Better to be thought a complete race baiting moron than open your mouth and remove all doubt.'"
Laura: "Damn right"
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