TURN IT OFF TO GET TURNED ON

New York Post ^ | February 6, 2006 | ELIZABETH HAYT

[klossg]

February 6, 2006 -- My history with battery-operated pleasure devices dates back a shocking 30 years when, as a teenager, I discovered my brothers' Penthouse magazines and ordered a clunky, whirring, rubber phallus from a back-page advertisement. I hid the gizmo in my dance bag, burying it between my ballet slippers. God knows why the housekeeper was digging around in there one day, but she found my toy and told my mother - who silently placed it on my bed. ...

[Petronski]

Is there a clunky, whirring, rubber phallus pinglist?

[dirtboy]

Such devices can also be quite dangerous, as I can attest:

FDA Approves First Medical Device for Female Sexual Dysfuntion (warning-detailed article)

[Tijeras_Slim]

There is a pinglist for everything!

[maggief]