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How bad is Chuck Norris!

Posted on 02/05/2006 12:19:21 AM PST by skaterboy

Edited on 02/05/2006 5:00:29 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: King Prout
It is when someone wearing a polo shirt doesn't have the collar laying flat, but has it "popped" up. This photo illustrates both what it is, and other reasons the people who traditionally do this deserve roundhouses.


21 posted on 02/05/2006 1:24:51 PM PST by Mr. Blonde (You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
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To: skaterboy

Brian Boitano.


22 posted on 02/05/2006 1:25:24 PM PST by Mojave
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To: Mr. Blonde

ah.
metrosexual larvae.


23 posted on 02/05/2006 1:26:50 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Spruce

good one!


24 posted on 02/05/2006 1:27:18 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Mr. Blonde

Chuck Norris would kick those dweebs so hard their mommies would say "OUCH!"


25 posted on 02/05/2006 1:27:48 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Ooga Chakka, Hooga Hooga, Ooga Chakka, Hooga Hooga" --D. Hasselhoff)
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To: Slings and Arrows

google: Chuck Norris badass


26 posted on 02/05/2006 1:27:51 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Thanks!


27 posted on 02/05/2006 1:29:37 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Ooga Chakka, Hooga Hooga, Ooga Chakka, Hooga Hooga" --D. Hasselhoff)
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To: skaterboy
As bad as he wants to be
28 posted on 02/05/2006 3:13:05 PM PST by Miss Behave
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To: skaterboy

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty


29 posted on 02/05/2006 3:15:03 PM PST by Miss Behave
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To: King Prout
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Gotta see this:

Conan Vs. Chuck Norris

30 posted on 02/05/2006 3:16:58 PM PST by SquirrelKing ("I am certian there is too much certainty in the world." - Michael Crichton)
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31 posted on 02/05/2006 3:44:02 PM PST by SquirrelKing ("I am certian there is too much certainty in the world." - Michael Crichton)
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32 posted on 02/05/2006 8:21:32 PM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K virus -only without the handy deadline.)
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33 posted on 02/05/2006 8:22:41 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (None genuine without my signature)
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To: skaterboy
Has anyone ever seen Chuck Norris, Bill Brasky, and Jack Bauer in the same room?

I have my theories...and my fantasies....

34 posted on 02/05/2006 9:51:05 PM PST by Miss Behave
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To: skaterboy

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas


35 posted on 02/10/2006 5:44:42 PM PST by JavaTheHutt ( Gun Control - The difference between Lexington Green and Tiennimen Square.)
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