Posted on 02/03/2006 1:52:35 PM PST by 101st-Eagle
Tuesday night at the Boston Market on East Bay Drive in Clearwater: Guys behind the counter are slinging Chuck Norris jokes.
"You know what kind of furniture Chuck Norris has in his house?" says Matt Kindred, 18.
"Bowflex."
Matt tells another: "Chuck Norris never blinks his eyes. Never."
Behind him, manager Richard Moody, 22, echoes: "Never!"
Matt executes a pirouette and whips a finger at countermate Evan Heebner, 19. Evan tells the one about how Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. "Too bad Chuck Norris never cries," Evan says.
"Ooooh, good one," everyone says.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Ping!
This doesn't make any sense.
Gay
Hee! My favorites:
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck NOrris isn't hung like a Horse...
Horses are hung like Chuck Norris
If you can see Chuck Norris you are ok. If you can't seem him, you are seconds from death.
To check for Chuck Norris
lol!
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