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Heard the one about Chuck Norris? (A couple funny evolution bits buried in here)
The St Petersburg Times ^ | 2/3/2006 | John Barry

Posted on 02/03/2006 1:52:35 PM PST by 101st-Eagle

Tuesday night at the Boston Market on East Bay Drive in Clearwater: Guys behind the counter are slinging Chuck Norris jokes.

"You know what kind of furniture Chuck Norris has in his house?" says Matt Kindred, 18.

"Bowflex."

Matt tells another: "Chuck Norris never blinks his eyes. Never."

Behind him, manager Richard Moody, 22, echoes: "Never!"

Matt executes a pirouette and whips a finger at countermate Evan Heebner, 19. Evan tells the one about how Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. "Too bad Chuck Norris never cries," Evan says.

"Ooooh, good one," everyone says.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

(Excerpt) Read more at stpetersburgtimes.com ...


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1 posted on 02/03/2006 1:52:39 PM PST by 101st-Eagle
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To: TheBigB; Fierce Allegiance

Chuck Ping!


2 posted on 02/03/2006 1:57:41 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: 101st-Eagle

This doesn't make any sense.


3 posted on 02/03/2006 2:08:27 PM PST by tallhappy (Juntos Podemos!)
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To: tallhappy

Gay


4 posted on 02/03/2006 2:10:24 PM PST by johnny7 (“Iuventus stultorum magister”)
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To: 101st-Eagle

Hee! My favorites:

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.


5 posted on 02/03/2006 2:36:07 PM PST by Chiapet (The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity. -Yeats)
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To: 101st-Eagle

Chuck NOrris isn't hung like a Horse...

Horses are hung like Chuck Norris


6 posted on 02/03/2006 2:36:51 PM PST by MikefromOhio
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To: 101st-Eagle

If you can see Chuck Norris you are ok. If you can't seem him, you are seconds from death.


7 posted on 02/03/2006 2:37:24 PM PST by MikefromOhio
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To: Chiapet; MikeinIraq; martin_fierro
Why do dogs walk around in circles befors they lie down?

To check for Chuck Norris

8 posted on 02/04/2006 10:43:44 AM PST by 101st-Eagle (Imagination is more important than knowledge-Albert Einstein..)
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To: 101st-Eagle

http://www.socnetcentral.com/vb/showthread.php?t=56653


9 posted on 02/04/2006 1:09:12 PM PST by neb52
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To: neb52

lol!


10 posted on 02/04/2006 1:19:54 PM PST by 101st-Eagle (Imagination is more important than knowledge-Albert Einstein..)
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