Chuck Ping!
This doesn't make any sense.
Hee! My favorites:
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck NOrris isn't hung like a Horse...
Horses are hung like Chuck Norris
If you can see Chuck Norris you are ok. If you can't seem him, you are seconds from death.