Posted on 02/03/2006 6:49:46 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again. Hope you are feeling better!
LOL!!!!
*whew* I thought they shoved the frog...well, y'know.
Yep, and tried to look at the first one (Cheerleaders?). Says forbidden by ratings check. Considering some of the sites our firewall will allow, I find that hillarious!
A bunch of my friends are in it - it's awesome. I've only seen the first 1/3 - will watch more on the train home tonight. I play it on my laptop if I get a seat!
We have the Crab Feed on Sunday and we'll have 16R, Mythbusters and Cloud Dancer playing on one of the TVs - instead of the game.
Should be a blast - wish you were here!
Ok, this is disturbing. I just got this email from American Family Association regarding the results of if the election for the next President was held today, which candidate would you most likely vote for?
I didn't get a chance to vote, as the voting was already closed, but I hate seeing the results thus far:
Rudy Giuliani (R) - Former Mayor of New York City - 30,980 vote(s)
None of the above - 30,552 vote(s)
John McCain (R) - Senator from Arizona - 20,649 vote(s)
Bill Frist (R) - Senator from Tennessee - 15,887 vote(s)
John Cornyn (R) - Senator from Texas - 7,546 vote(s)
Hillary Clinton (D) - Senator from New York - 4,131 vote(s)
George Pataki (R) - Governor of New York - 1,612 vote(s)
Al Gore (D) - Former Presidential Candidate - 1,321 vote(s)
Joseph Lieberman (D) - Senator from Connecticut - 991 vote(s)
John Kerry (D) - Senator from Massachusetts - 858 vote(s)
Howard Dean (D) - Chairman, Democrat Party - 574 vote(s)
I would have voted for Giuliani.
Anyone else want to say who they would vote for?
Me too :-(
Stupid poll - how many of these people are even running?
Why don't they put up Jay Leno vs. Oprah Winfrey - it would have as much credibility.
Yeah, but it's American silicone....
None of the above. I would prefer Allen or Huckabee. But from that list, maybe Cornyn, then Guliani & Pataki. No McCain, no Frist, no to any Dem.
Stop it! You're killing me.
I would have voted for "None of the above"
I guess I would hold my nose and vote for Guliani if he made it through the primaries. Anybody but a Dem.
I'm currently American Silicone deprived. :(
Our firewall is blocking that website. Don't know why.
As a senior at St. Cloud State University in Minnesota, I often engage women psychology majors in heated discussions about male-female relationships.
Once, my friend Shelly and I got into a hot debate about whether men or women make the larger sacrifice of their respective gender characteristics when they get married. To my surprise, Shelly agreed with me that men give up far more than women.
"You're right, Steve," she said. "Men generally give up doing their cleaning, their cooking, their grocery shopping, their laundry."
Allow me to clarify:
Anybody but a Dem and McCain. If McCain is the Pub pick, I'll either stay home or I'll write in a name for president.
I'm surprised my firewall is letting it through. Maybe you can catch it at home this evening. It's painted flag. Skin for canvas. Painting used three "well stretched frames".
There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.
You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to open it.
People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.
You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.
Getting gas next to 12 people, just as the elevator doors close, while going to the 39th floor.
Locking your keys in your car, looking through the window and realizing the spare is in the wallet right next to it.
When someone brakes at a yellow light right in front of you just as your speeding up.
You get 20 calls from telemarketers and on the 21st call you just let them have a piece of your mind and its your mother.
Being in a traffic jam when the opposite direction is going 75 miles an hour.
Your wife wants to discuss your relationship during the Superbowl, in the last minute of the 4th quarter, when the game is tied.
When your boss catches you reading these stupid jokes. Now get back to work!
I don't think that has ever happened. SB games are usually over by halftime.
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