Posted on 02/03/2006 6:49:46 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again. Hope you are feeling better!
Nice place!
Congratulations. Little girls are easier to spoil than boys.
Life will be good for the next 12 years or so. Girls are easier... at first. Boys are loud and destructive, but predictable. I knew I was in trouble when my daughter was asking me about the emotions of people in commercials by age 3. My boys wouldn't notice anything unless it was exploding or going Vroom! Worse for me, as I was a tomboy with no girlie skills to teach her. Still, she seems to know how to the girl stuff with no help from the rest of us.
Here's our one little pink thing.
He's inside a store's ventilator shaft yet he's an "alleged" burglar.
sheesh.
I was just there yesterday. I hope everyone's okay.
Worse, in 18 years, her picture could show up on the OFST.
Me too.. Stay safe. I heard 6" an hour for St. Pete today. One of my employees saw a lady go off the road, into a ditch in Oldsmar, and she went under water. She's okay, but he said that she was pretty hysterical.
That was just wrong.. (funny though)
So, you're havin a girl? Just remember this...
Little girls vs. little boys...
You throw a little girl a ball, and it will probably hit her in the nose.
You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose.
You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later.
You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you're driving there.
Boys' rooms are usually messy.
Girls' rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess.
A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made.
A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.
When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them.
When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their appendages.
Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly.
If their bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short, girls would rather lock themselves in their room for two weeks than be seen in public.
Baby girls find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting their face.
Baby boys find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting the walls.
If a girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed.
If a boy accidentally burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches.
Boys grow their fingernails long because they're too lazy to cut them.
Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they look
nice -but because they can dig them into a boys arm.
Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age.
At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.
By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses.
By the age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with candy.
Most baby girls talk before boys do.
Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises.
Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie.
Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie three times in a row.
Little girls turn into women.
Little boys turn into bigger boys.
GOOD LUCK!!
Yeah... Jack Bauer could do that!
Since when does a civilian airline carry IFF?
He might have lost a contact and was looking for it in there!
--- Said his defense attorney
Except for the kissing Daddy part, I'd say that's right on target.
"What I am referring to is a woman needs to look like a woman... :)
I like your attitude.
Just got this in an email:
I just got my new Lexus RX400H, and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" He said, "Nelson!
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" He continued...and On The Road Again ! came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled..... "A**HOLES!"
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax....
Damn, I LOVE this car
Hahahahahahahah!!!
Why thank you... I am a Virginian Gentleman
You're in Detroit? We're headed downtown in a couple of hours.
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