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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
BJClinton where are you??
Posted on 02/03/2006 6:49:46 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again. Hope you are feeling better!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
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To: najida
Thanks. While the ultrasound tech was doing his thing I couldn't help but think if I had that job I would so mess with people and say stuff like "What the heck is that? I've never seen that before."
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:01:07 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Great, in 18 years I get to pay for Med school.)
To: Zavien Doombringer
I humbly stand corrected. I was always getting those two mixed up.
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:01:26 AM PST
by
cuz_it_aint_their_money
(Replacing Dan Rather with Katie Couric is like replacing an idiot with an imbecile.)
To: NCC-1701
not chicken frying, but the perp that slid in the night before.I feel sorry for the poor schlub who had to clean out the fryer.
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:01:36 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: EX52D
Thank you!
Gotta love our Fire Fighters.
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:01:41 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Damn you, Punxsutawney Phil !)
To: BJClinton
Congratulations!
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:01:48 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: najida
Well, then thanks for being so considerate. He's very easy on the eyes.
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:01:51 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
To: BJClinton
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:02:37 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: Zavien Doombringer
You're a HAIR man? That's a new one.
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:04:06 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
To: day10; EX52D
Clim Cadiddlehopper?
was that Red Skelton's hobo character's name
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:04:06 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(I've made another wise shopping decision...change my shoes, change my life!)
To: najida
Obviously you've missed all the Hooters, pornstar, moviestar, Hooters in Las Vegas, Victoria Secret, Maureen Dowd etc etc etc threads. ;) We sound just like you guys...really.
Fair enough, I was only referring to this thread. Those others I have to avoid since I'm at work.
Ogle on FRiend....
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:04:22 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: BureaucratusMaximus
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:04:59 AM PST
by
MadCharity
("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
To: najida
thanks for the PM, but my mac wouldn't view it. I'll trust you, though.
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:05:19 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(praying for inner peace today)
To: Chanticleer
Not to be serious on this thread, but did you hear about the roof collapsing at the Bed Bath and Beyond on Tyrone Blvd??? Scary..
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:05:48 AM PST
by
LubyGee
(Insert something witty)
To: BJClinton
While the ultrasound tech was doing his thing I couldn't help but think if I had that job I would so mess with people and say stuff like "What the heck is that? I've never seen that before."When Marge Simpson was pregnant with Bart, she had an ultrasound and the good doc said, "If I didn't know any better I'd swear he's mooning us!"
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:05:49 AM PST
by
spiffy
To: peacebaby
I honestly have no idea...
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:06:37 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: BJClinton
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:07:56 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Damn you, Punxsutawney Phil !)
To: Dog Gone
I love that comic strip. LOL
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:08:26 AM PST
by
hattend
To: The_Victor
I'd have to have gotten some pics of that.
That eatery lost a lot of business for a while. That event happened about ten years ago. It's still in business to this day.
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:08:36 AM PST
by
NCC-1701
(RADICAL ISLAM IS A CULT. IT MUST BE ELIMINATED.)
To: Chanticleer
Nah... What I am referring to is a woman needs to look like a woman... :)
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:09:14 AM PST
by
Zavien Doombringer
(13th AF, 3rd TFW, 3rd AGS, 3rd AMU - ESC The Blue Screw will get you too! 86-89)
Navy SEALS
+++
Navy SEALs are always taught:
1) Keep your priorities in order and,
2) Know when to act without hesitation.
A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an ass hole. So He sent me."
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posted on
02/03/2006 9:09:21 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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