The crocodile died in the collision and was given to local Aborigines, who ate it I just love a happy ending.
To: martin_fierro
Does crocodile taste like alligator or chicken? How much of a crocodile does one eat? Afterwards does one make shoes and handbags out of the leftover skin.
2 posted on
02/02/2006 6:34:06 PM PST by
garyhope
(Happy, healthy, prosperous New Year to all good Freepers and our brave military.)
To: martin_fierro
If it had been an SUV the headline would have been "SUV assaults crocodile, charged with environmental hate crime".
3 posted on
02/02/2006 6:35:37 PM PST by
saganite
(The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
To: martin_fierro
(Ok. So it ain't a lizard)
To: martin_fierro
The driver barely had time to respond
no warning "tick tock" i guess..... ;)
5 posted on
02/02/2006 6:51:47 PM PST by
leda
(One brown eyed babe who's headed for a better life ... instead of the train wreck.)
To: martin_fierro
I'm not ever going down under. You can't drive down the road without being attacked by Crocs and you can't go in the water because of 19' Great Whites.
6 posted on
02/02/2006 6:52:27 PM PST by
jazusamo
(A Progressive is only a Socialist in a transparent disguise.)
To: martin_fierro
The crocodile died in the collision and was given to local Aborigines, who ate itWonder how often that ending is reversed.
7 posted on
02/02/2006 6:59:42 PM PST by
carlr
To: martin_fierro
Perhaps they could make a purse out of him.
To: martin_fierro
Another reason to drive a car and not a bike. :-)
To: martin_fierro
Could have been worse, it could have been a cow!
17 posted on
02/02/2006 8:54:12 PM PST by
swmobuffalo
(the only good terrorist is a dead one)
To: martin_fierro
hEH I got attacked by a great white about thirty years ago and made it into a wave before it ate me alive. Two weeks later a guy got two thousand sutures and lived in the exact same area. They extracted a tooth from his leg and estimated it at fifteen to eighteen feet long. Had to be the same one
What scared me about this whole thing is I thought I was relatively safe having caught a little wave but then about five years ago I saw a real video of a South African surfer riding along on a wave and this huge great white comes up and just grabs the guy. I still live in the vicious white shark triangle and just don't surf or dive when I get that weird feeling...too many attacks.
Oh, to make this funny(sorta) I did eat a "Moby Sandwhich" from Jack in the Box and thought ,'better him than me.'
18 posted on
02/03/2006 2:40:54 PM PST by
Karliner
("Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. DDE)
To: martin_fierro
this reminds me of my encounters with alligators.....
3 different times. 3 strikes and you're out. I ran into one on a beach in Florida, (and I walked away slowly), I ran over one on the intersate in Louisiana doing 90 miles an hour at 2 a.m. in the morn., and, several of my dogs were eaten by gaters on the river, in Ala., so I can relate. I live in the city now , with no dogs, no river, no interstate.
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