1. Complete your questions with the appropriate punctuation, i.e. "?"
2. Make sure you're logged in.
3. Thou shalt not stune another FReeper's Beeber unless they're a troll, in which case they need a good zotting.
4. All your base are belong to us.
5. You can eat your cheese but don't bite my sister.
6. All moose must be kept on a leash.
7. bey the viking kitties...
...And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.