Posted on 01/31/2006 4:25:23 PM PST by G3
Poor Johnny:
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He's working for the Democratic National Committee to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
What's the difference?
Both jobs sound identical to me so the kid at least wasn't lying..... :-)
My thoughts exactly-not that big a career move...
Well with Hillary,the issue of sex with men won`t come up.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Impatient Cow
Impatient Cow..
Moo!
Haha. That's a good one. I'll be passing it along.
one's a whore for money, the other is just a whore.
Did you mess with Johnny, Jerry?
ping
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