Posted on 01/30/2006 12:44:16 PM PST by SmithL
Dedham, Mass -- A dominatrix was acquitted of manslaughter Monday in the death of a man who prosecutors say suffered a heart attack while strapped to a replica of a medieval rack.
Barbara Asher, a 56-year-old woman who called herself Mistress Lauren M, was also cleared of dismemberment.
Prosecutors said that 53-year-old Michael Lord suffered a heart attack in 2000 during a bondage session in a "dungeon" in Asher's condominium and that Asher did nothing to help him for five minutes for fear authorities would find out about her business.
Asher had her boyfriend chop up the body of the 275-pound retired telephone company worker, and they dumped it behind a restaurant in Maine, prosecutors said. His remains have never been found.
Prosecutors said Asher confessed to police, but the alleged confession was not taped, and investigators testified they did not save their notes.
Asher's lawyer, Stephanie Page, said there was nothing to prove Lord was even dead no body, no blood, no DNA.
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I'll wait for the CSI episode about it.
ping
Find somethin', Marge?
Naw, just barfin'.
And I guess that was your friend in the woodchipper.
Expected this to be tied up in court a bit longer. Prosecutors must feel whipped to have their careers chained with this upset.
She looks good for 56!
OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.
okey dokey!
I'd go for that!
Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.
In what way?
I dunno, just funny-lookin'.
Can you be any more specific?
I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised.
Was he funny lookin' apart from that?
Yah...
So, you were havin' sex with the little fellow then.
Uh huh...
what a tag line...meanie... LOL
:`)
Mistress Lauren M
(Chuck Norris'd kick her @$$)
snort!
Angry man:
WHADDAYOU WANT?
Man:
Well, Well, I was told outside that...
Angry man:
DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
Man:
What?
Angry man:
SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!
Man:
Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
Angry man:
OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
Man:
Oh! Oh I see!
Angry man:
Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
M:
Oh...Sorry...
Angry man:
Not at all!
(under his breath) stupid git.
LOL!!!
Geeze Louise. Are these cops inept or what?
"His remains have never been found."
Ummm, if there was never a body, how could they possibly know it was a heart attack?
I think CSI already did this one.
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