Wouldn't a Holy Goalie leak all over the ice?
(Messy, eh?)
Then again, if a holy goalie had big enough holies, the puck might get up through his (her?) middle.
And scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!
How funny! Our local talk show host(Steve Gill - Gill in Goal Night) sat in goal during one of the intermissions last week while kids fired pucks at him. We missed that game. I try and avoid going on school nights.
In the "dim time", I played hockey on a team once where the associate priest from my parish was the goaltender. On the ice, he didn't "turn the other cheek" much -- he was well-known for his stick work in front of the net.
(There must be something about Catholic religious and their fondness for waving wooden sticks...)
He should have prayed for Denis Savard to go away.