[Robert A Cook PE]

Wouldn't a Holy Goalie leak all over the ice?

(Messy, eh?)

Then again, if a holy goalie had big enough holies, the puck might get up through his (her?) middle.

And scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!

[Argh]

The Montreal Canadiens goalie Jose Theodore is a holey goalie, i.e., he really sucks.