Sexy substitute teacher 'has relations with boy'

WorldNetDaily ^ | 1/25/06 | WorldNetDaily

[Westlander]

Note to self - Buy Time Machine.

[itsamelman]

    

   Angela Comer                "Heh, heh, Comer. Heh, heh."

[frankjr]

Well this teacher does remind me a little of Tiffany Amber Thiessen...who I think is hot.

[Holicheese]

I must have been a total troll. I couldn't get laid in a morgue with a fist full of $50 when I was in High School.
One of the teachers is from my home towm. A few years younger than me so I never knew here.
I bet I must have past her up in the hallway one time and that is what made her so screwy!

[spetznaz]

If I were a lawyer representing those teachers, I know a strategy that would guarantee all of them getting away with it. Pack the jury with only young single men or divorced men in their 50's. Because every one of them will have fantisized about having teachers like these when they were in high school.

Yep. If that was possible (no prosecution worth its salt would allow a defence team to get away with that) it would work. I remember that back when I was in grade 4-7 we (the boys) would go gaga over some teachers (there was this superhot teacher we called 'dish' ....guess we had oral fixations back then ....and another even hotter one that would literally have all the boys go into a trance when she stepped into a room).

Anyways, I'd bet that jury selection will not be neglected at all by the prosecution (and chances are it will have a good number of middle-aged women).

[SamAdams76]

Where were these kind of teachers when I went to school!

[Casloy]

"has removed [Patch] from the substitute pool."

Ok, there has to be a pun in there somewhere, but danged if I can find it.

[Ronin]

A 29-year-old woman meets up with a 17-year-old boy? Sorry, at age 17 a male can join the military, fight and die for his country -- I don't see him as a victim here.

[Casloy]

With a name like Angela Comer what did they expect?

[snarks_when_bored]

Hey, wagglebee, you might need another hobby, bud...

[GladesGuru]

"Kids today are so lucky. All we got was a once a year field trip to a museum."

Yeppers. And I'll bet you had to do your homework, pass the tests, and mind your manners, too.

To quote President Kennedy, "There just ain't no justice."

;-)

By the way, there is, as so often occurs, a built in homeostasis factor. Given the STD level in present day student populations, teachers (or anyone else, for that matter) who have sex with a member of said population is taking a risk rather disproportionate to any possible "pleasure".

True love may not be forever, but many STD's are.

If I may be excused for slightly paraphrasing an Elizabethan curse, "A pox upon them".

[billorites]

"I can't wait for the Free Republic freak patrol to show up and comment on how boy-rape is wonderful if the rapist is, you know, "hot." "

Reporting for duty!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

To the museum? Ha! We went to a barn to watch the dairy cows getting milked.

[Richard Kimball]

Most of them hadn't been born yet.

[spetznaz]

Where were these kind of teachers when I went to school!

I knew some really gorgeous teachers when I was in school, but sadly ...erm, I mean fortunately ....they weren't interested in us boys. Which was very sad...erm ...I mean fortunate ...for us.

Darn it!

[Gordongekko909]

Checking on that right now. One sec...

[HIDEK6]

They're all somewhat hot.

How come they don't hang out at bars?

[Mojave]

Who wrote the article?

[elkfersupper]

"Cameo Patch"

Criminy, you can't make this up.

Must confess I read this as "Camo" at first.

Nope, not gonna' go there.

[lesser_satan]

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