I knew some really gorgeous teachers when I was in school, but sadly ...erm, I mean fortunately ....they weren't interested in us boys. Which was very sad...erm ...I mean fortunate ...for us.
Darn it!
She was 21 and I was 14. I had a terrible crush on her.
She had the most beautiful Georgia accent too.
To this day I can't look at the periodic table or a Bunsen burner without getting a stiffie.