Why Married Men Are Hot

New York Post ^ | January 23, 2006 | ELIZABETH HAYT

[GarySpFc]

Couldn't tell ya.

Laz, you're going to have to wait in line behind the guys who copied her phone number from the walls in the men's room.

[Lazamataz]

Geez laz, keep it in your pants :-p

Would you cover the Mona Lisa with a tarp? Would you bury Beethoven's 5th Symphony? NO, I tell you, NO!

The LazamaJohnson remains free.

[SDGOP]

Im more of a country music fan and personally i think the mona lisa's a bit of a double bagger if you ask me. :-p

[Lazamataz]

Im more of a country music fan and personally i think the mona lisa's a bit of a double bagger if you ask me. :-p

Then I recommend you do not stare directly at the genitalia.

It'll damage your retinas.

[SDGOP]

Its that hideous?

[Lazamataz]

Its that hideous?

[pissant]

How much ya paying?

[exile]

"Why Married Men Are Hot"

I'm a busy man, and thus didn't have time to read whatever this article, but I know a few things on this topic.

As a handsome, witty and charming married guy, I know that women are always checking me out. Frankly it's getting tiresome. Ladies, I'm taken. I know that's difficult for you shikzas to come to terms with, but it's so. Now all you Exile craving ladies, just go home, eat a pint of Hagendaz and forget about my studliness. It's for your own good.

[Lazamataz]

How much ya paying?

How much ya got?

[ToddBush]

Me and a married friend of mine did an experiment one day at a club on base in Germany.

For two hours at a club, he wore his wedding ring. He isn't what anyone would call "HOT", but a decent looking guy. He had 8 women come up and "talk" to him.

For two hours after that, he took the wedding ring off. No women came up to talk to him.

Makes you wonder what single women are looking for huh?

[pissant]

Enough to make ya cry.

[Trillian]

"He's been with his wife forever, a lifestyle to which he is completely wedded, one that I had no intention of jeopardizing."

She had sex with him why then? People are sick..

[exile]

I'm just amazed anyone could spend four hours in a club. In all my thirty years on this planet, I've never even been in one, nor wanted to.

I have eaten club sandwiches though, so I know of which I speak.

[exile]

She had sex with him because she is a tramp and he is weak.

[Lazamataz]

"As a handsome, witty and charming married guy, I know that women are always checking me out. Frankly it's getting tiresome. Ladies, I'm taken. I know that's difficult for you shikzas to come to terms with, but it's so. Now all you Exile craving ladies, just go home, eat a pint of Hagendaz and forget about my studliness. It's for your own good."

.....he said, busily typing away....

[Lazamataz]

Enough to make ya cry.

That small?

[exile]

Hey! I don't have a beard! Otherwise, the depiction is accurate. (Just more of me to love).

[Mr. Jeeves]

Makes you wonder what single women are looking for huh?

That's just a demonstration of the concept of "social proof". The ring demonstrates to any woman watching that the man is likely to be stable, reliable, probably at least a respectable earner, and experienced at sex and relationships. And women are always attracted to men they perceive to be experienced leaders.

There are, of course, ways for single men to demonstrate social proof without wearing a fake ring, but they are beyond the scope of this topic. The popularity of your ring-wearing friend, though, is testimony to how few single men have any idea what they are. ;)

[pissant]

All things considered, I recommend you grow zuchinis.

[Lazamataz]

All things considered, I recommend you grow zuchinis.

What, on my body?