"Why Married Men Are Hot"
I'm a busy man, and thus didn't have time to read whatever this article, but I know a few things on this topic.
As a handsome, witty and charming married guy, I know that women are always checking me out. Frankly it's getting tiresome. Ladies, I'm taken. I know that's difficult for you shikzas to come to terms with, but it's so. Now all you Exile craving ladies, just go home, eat a pint of Hagendaz and forget about my studliness. It's for your own good.
.....he said, busily typing away....
Shiksas? It's only non-Jewish women who come on to you?