[Lazamataz]

"As a handsome, witty and charming married guy, I know that women are always checking me out. Frankly it's getting tiresome. Ladies, I'm taken. I know that's difficult for you shikzas to come to terms with, but it's so. Now all you Exile craving ladies, just go home, eat a pint of Hagendaz and forget about my studliness. It's for your own good."

.....he said, busily typing away....

[exile]

Hey! I don't have a beard! Otherwise, the depiction is accurate. (Just more of me to love).