Saturday Night Fun: David Hasselhoff Is "Hooked on a Feeling"

ZubazPants.com ^ | 12/8/04 | Jim Byrne

[phantomworker]

How could anyone that good looking be so dorky? Doesn't he know any better? LOL

(I think it is Dark's fault though. Da devil made him do it. LOL!)

[Darksheare]

*shrugs*

I dunno.
Might be some weird bad hex type thingy that also isn't my fault.

[Allegra]

ROFL!

I love it...a dissertation on bad 70s schlock done in the 90s by a 70s schlocky guy who came to fame in the 90s.

[JennysCool]

In future, please put me on the Ultimate Nutball David Hasselhoff Video Ping List. Many thanks!

[Allegra]

Sadly, I couldn't find the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy.

How about some of those really cheesy recordings William Shatner made in the 70s?

I saw video clips of some of those once on some TV show and laughed until I had tears running down my face.

"Aint no sunshine when she's gone....
I know-I know-I know-I know I know-I know-I know-I know I know-I know-I know-I know..."

That stuff is priceless and needs to be retained in a time capsule.

[Darksheare]

Or used for interrogation.

"Tell us what we want to know, or the demons shall come howling for your soul!"

*Press play, watch subject melt.*

[Slings and Arrows]

You asked for it...

[Allegra]

Oh, that was REALLY BAD! I love it! Talk about over-projecting. He even puts Michael Crawford to shame.

Than you for providing my co-workers and me with that entertainment break.

We're gonna play it again now...

[Slings and Arrows]

Well, if that floats your boat...

http://12.168.230.146/webs/Movies/rocketman/William-Shatner-Rocket-Man%20.mp3

http://www.amherst.edu/~tdrubin/William%20Shatner%20-%20Mr%20Tambourine%20Man.mp3

Don't thank me. I'm a giver.

[Slings and Arrows]

P.S. I think that this is what Hasselhoff was after.

[glock rocks]

OMG.

OMG.

OMG.

[Slings and Arrows]

Sorry, you're not getting those brain cells back.

[glock rocks]

All those ducks are swimming in the water.

That's actually quite good.

I've gone camping and gotten a song stuck in what's left of my brain...

I went packing into the X Lakes in the High Uintahs after stopping at a cowboy bar for a last civilized beer. The juke box was playing... are you ready...
Yummy Yummy Yummy I've got Love in my Tummy.

Listened to that echo around for three freeking days. AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH.

Shatner? Bah, you can't hurt me :o)

[jocon307]

"My husband thinks it makes sense if you're German."

LOL! I think that's true!

I really love David Hasselhoff, great find!

[jocon307]

"The original was sung by BJ Thomas."

But he didn't have the "ooga chackas" did he?

[jocon307]

"We're gonna play it again now..."

LOL! I'm hooked on THAT feeling! Rock On, Rock Out, Allegra and Friends!

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Sadly, I couldn't find the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy.

Anything but that!!!

Once I was traveling down the interstate with a friend and popped in a tape of Mr. Nimoy's vocal "stylings". When it got to Bilbo, he nearly jumped out of the truck while it was at full speed to get away.

[Allegra]

P.S. I think that this is what Hasselhoff was after.

OK, now I've got the little "Ducks" song stuck in my head.

That was errrr....interesting. Inspired by "Yellow Submarine" perhaps? Or the "Magic Bus" era?

[Allegra]

Can't get enough of these bad, schlocky William Shatner performances! LOL

[xsmommy]

OMG he is still wearing that tagline???? taglines are like underwear....B... ; )

that video is a little too intense for first thing Sunday AM, before the coffee has kicked in...how the heck old is the hoffmeister, anyway?