Paula Abdul - make rehab your own.
The American Idol judge was incoherent on last nights live telecast, bumbling lines and giggling like shed just emerged from a Grateful Dead concert, leaving audiences, contestants and host Ryan Seacrest more confused than a homophobic Clay Aiken fan.When Seacrest asked Abdul why two contestants received the fewest votes, she mumbled, head in hands, Simon said because one of them ate pizza and the other ate salad.
A shocked Seacrest responded, You guys realize were on the air?
Abdul got it together for a few minutes, but during the second round of cuts, she was back to her odd behavior.
What did you tell me Simon? she said, slurring her words. What did you tell me? Simon gave me advice and said on The X Factor he always refers to a fortune cookie and says the moth who finds the melon - (laugher) - finds the corn flake always finds the melon and one of you didnt pick the right fortune.
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Wow :o Thanks for the link, LA Woman 3.
Paula Abdul bypasses airport security shortly before going crazy on the results show
Yeah. The Baltimore Suns Sarah Kickler Kelber says Paula should shut up and should have reined it in last night. PhillyBurbs.coms Bob Bankard is more direct, saying Paula is having some issues that Betty Ford needs to look at. He writes that it looks like most of America saw her apparently intoxicated act on live TV, but also suggests she may have been high, writing, Its the munchies, baby its all good.
8,881 posted on 03/03/2006 7:29:38 PM EST by silent_jonny ("... anger rests in the bosom of fools" -- Ecclesiastes 7:9)
Palladin: There was also a link posted to some AI forum where someone wrote a lengthy complaint about her behavior. Was it you that posted that?
Our local radio stations also commented on her terrible behavior, and slurring of her words.
You know, this comment actually does make sense, if you think about it. It simply means it was all up to luck, to chance, to the infintesimal difference because one ate pizza and one ate salad. In other words, who knows why? I remember when she said it and I understood it instantly, but then Ryan made a big deal out of it. Maybe because Seacrest is a little too slow to pick up on subtleties like that? ;o)