Posted on 01/14/2006 10:24:24 AM PST by navysealdad
8. Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
5. I’m here - what were your other two wishes?
2. How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
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Back to this:
"Are you an overdue library book? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
a better gay pickup line:
"May I push in your stool for you?"
okay, so, it's only a better gay pickup line in bad jokes. ;')
Even worse..
" You kiss like my Sister "..
Said to a woman who was waiting for me to finish work by a little punklet who I once described as thinking that after the doctor smacked his newborn ass, he said "you're welcome, ladies".
-Eric
No, that one works even better than "what a nice dress, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor".
(Works best when said by bearded man)
"You know a man grows a beard? To tickle your inner thigh."
Its the Boomhower tact.. ask enough women to have sex, eventually you will get a yes, no matter how you ask them.
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