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Top 10: Worst Pickup Lines Ever
TheSoko ^

Posted on 01/14/2006 10:24:24 AM PST by navysealdad

8. Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
5. I’m here - what were your other two wishes?
2. How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

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To: Dashing Dasher

GA is WAY toooo far away...

But you're right next to my heart.....

I guess I'll just have to rub some Vicks on my OWN chest,
and I'm not even sick...


121 posted on 01/14/2006 3:50:11 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

Oh... you're sick alright!


LOL!!!


122 posted on 01/14/2006 3:51:06 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: Antioch

Actually, yours is the best worst pickup line so far.... :-)


123 posted on 01/14/2006 3:54:48 PM PST by stands2reason (I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Oh... you're sick alright!

Now I think you've given me a fever.


124 posted on 01/14/2006 4:00:58 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

You should rub some Vicks on your chest.


125 posted on 01/14/2006 4:03:15 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: Dashing Dasher

LOL!
I can tell you're feeling better.


126 posted on 01/14/2006 4:09:29 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

;-)


127 posted on 01/14/2006 4:22:01 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: Dashing Dasher; tet68

Ooops, just got back on this thread, and I think it may be a two-way street, and I'm the odd man out.

Vicks, where's the Vicks... .


128 posted on 01/14/2006 4:43:28 PM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: peacebaby

Say, isn't that your car rolling down the street?
Better go catch it.


129 posted on 01/14/2006 4:44:40 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: navysealdad

My personal favorite, "I wish I was you so I could make love to me."


130 posted on 01/14/2006 4:45:44 PM PST by killjoy (Same Shirt, Different Day)
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To: tet68

what a shitty thing to say...btw, I live in your neighborhood and my car is headed straight for your BMW.


131 posted on 01/14/2006 4:47:28 PM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: killjoy

Reminds me of what a dear friend says: "OK, enough talking about myself, let me hear what you have to say about me."


132 posted on 01/14/2006 4:51:54 PM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: peacebaby; tet68

133 posted on 01/14/2006 4:52:27 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: peacebaby; tet68

Play nice!


134 posted on 01/14/2006 4:54:58 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Vicks on a certain member might be a good thing.

He started it.


135 posted on 01/14/2006 4:56:28 PM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: Clemenza
Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

I have a Chia Pet in my pants. You get it wet and it grows!!

136 posted on 01/14/2006 4:56:53 PM PST by nonliberal (Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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To: peacebaby

I'll sit quietly by with my popcorn while you kick his butt!


137 posted on 01/14/2006 4:57:09 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: Clemenza

You know what would look good on you? Me.


138 posted on 01/14/2006 4:57:45 PM PST by nonliberal (Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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To: nonliberal

good ones!


139 posted on 01/14/2006 4:58:22 PM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: nhoward14

The word of the day is "legs." Now spread the word.


140 posted on 01/14/2006 4:59:38 PM PST by nonliberal (Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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