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Top 10: Worst Pickup Lines Ever
TheSoko ^
Posted on 01/14/2006 10:24:24 AM PST by navysealdad
8. Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
5. I’m here - what were your other two wishes?
2. How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
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To: peacebaby
Call me for the next one!
;-)
DD
101
posted on
01/14/2006 3:08:22 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Laryngitis sucks. But so does the flu...)
To: navysealdad
To: peacebaby
Speaking of parrotheads....
103
posted on
01/14/2006 3:10:10 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Laryngitis sucks. But so does the flu...)
To: TheBigB
104
posted on
01/14/2006 3:10:59 PM PST
by
Muzzle_em
("Get busy LIVING or get busy dying")
To: navysealdad
C'mon live a little, smoke, drink, have sex with a stranger.
105
posted on
01/14/2006 3:14:31 PM PST
by
unixfox
(AMERICA - 20 Million ILLEGALS Can't Be Wrong!)
To: navysealdad
My 2 personal favorites-
1. Hi, my name is Steve. Just wanted you to know that cause you are going to be screaming it later tonight.
2. Baby do your feet hurt? Well they should cause you been RUNNING through my mind ALL night!
106
posted on
01/14/2006 3:15:21 PM PST
by
Muzzle_em
("Get busy LIVING or get busy dying")
To: Muzzle_em
I actually have a t-shirt that says, "Remember my name you'll be screaming it later".
It's one of those shirts you just can't wear everyday!
;-)
107
posted on
01/14/2006 3:19:58 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Laryngitis sucks. But so does the flu...)
To: Erasmus
Reminds me of a joke I heard back in the 80's.
This comedian said he was in a bar and a woman walked by and he said to her, "Hey baby, I sure would like a little pu--y!"
Her reply, "Me too, mine is as big as a hat!"
108
posted on
01/14/2006 3:21:31 PM PST
by
Muzzle_em
("Get busy LIVING or get busy dying")
To: Muzzle_em
That's a might big.... cat...
109
posted on
01/14/2006 3:25:59 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Laryngitis sucks. But so does the flu...)
To: Dashing Dasher
My contribution:
Did you sit in a puddle or just glad to see me?
Upon offering you hand, "It is a pleasure to touch you."
Can I see if your socks match your earnings while they are still on?
110
posted on
01/14/2006 3:35:35 PM PST
by
BushCountry
(They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong.)
To: BushCountry
I don't get that socks, earnings one.
111
posted on
01/14/2006 3:37:25 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Laryngitis sucks. But so does the flu...)
To: Dashing Dasher
How are you feeling? Any better?
I can still come over with the Vicks.....
112
posted on
01/14/2006 3:37:39 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Dashing Dasher
She would have to put her socks next to hers ears while still on. Ponder the thought. Haa, haa...
113
posted on
01/14/2006 3:38:27 PM PST
by
BushCountry
(They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong.)
To: tet68
I still can't talk and feel like crap.
So, sure... bring some Vicks.
;-)
114
posted on
01/14/2006 3:38:30 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Laryngitis sucks. But so does the flu...)
To: Richard Kimball
Does this look infected?
Say, would you mind applying some of this to my infested areas....?
115
posted on
01/14/2006 3:39:25 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: BushCountry
Okay - so earnings = earrings.
Now, I get the joke.
Thanks.
116
posted on
01/14/2006 3:41:11 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Laryngitis sucks. But so does the flu...)
To: Dashing Dasher
Wow, internal spelled check work but misfired.
117
posted on
01/14/2006 3:42:25 PM PST
by
BushCountry
(They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong.)
To: Dashing Dasher
So, sure... bring some Vicks.
If you lived here, you'd be home now.
118
posted on
01/14/2006 3:43:13 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68
GA is WAY toooo far away...
;-)
119
posted on
01/14/2006 3:44:49 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Laryngitis sucks. But so does the flu...)
To: Future Snake Eater
120
posted on
01/14/2006 3:49:30 PM PST
by
stands2reason
(I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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