ONe night in college, I got a call. A girl was on the other end. She asked for (fill in my real name). I said, "This is him." She asked me how I was doing. I said fine. She said that was good. She was breathing kind of heavy.
Then she said, "So tell me, do you like dirty movies?"
I just hung up after that.
I had a girl like that once, an obscene caller,
she said she had seen me somewhere and that I reminded her
of her ex or something.
I kept telling her COME OVER but she never would. I actually
met her later, she was an exotic dancer and her name was
GET tHIS......Terry Tingle!
Gross!
No, dirty movies cause the DVD player to skip, and they really mess up the heads on a VCR.