**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

OFST | 01/13/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

[Auntbee]

"Part of the fun is wearing sexy lingerie under your clothes so both of you know what's waiting... while you're out at dinner"


I like that idea. Might have to try that. We work together so wearing it to work all day could be challenging. May not make it past lunch hour.

[LongElegantLegs]

Not you, Teeny; I think if I ever called you a name, you'd hurt me. :-P

Tango's still green around the edges; I'm waiting for it to wear off so I can do him up pink for Valentine's day...

[Dashing Dasher]

PaulaB and I think you should both jump out of the cake. Wearing very little - except, of course, the paper bags.

LOL!

[Auntbee]

Not mine. I hate to cook.

[fredhead]

Many years ago, when I watched that sort of thing, I had an adult film where a couple was getting it on. If course the camera zoomed in on the point of coupling. when the camera zoomed out, the couple had this blank look on their faces for about 5 seconds, then realized their faces were in the film, and immediately adopted a look of lustful ecstasy.

[Chanticleer]

How do you feel about wrapping presents?

[BJClinton]

Wasn't me, another FReeper. I forgot who but I saved the pic.

[Dashing Dasher]

She wasn't born with this name. She EARNED it!

;-)

She had a sister we called "Killer". Killer would kill things, like mice, rats, birds, lizards, worms, etc. And Psycho would bring them into the house and play with them.

She's a Japanese Bobtail - and makes more noise than any Siamese I've ever owned.

She's sleeping now - but... good grief...

[MadCharity]

[r-q-tek86]

Excuse me! A bad plot line always spoils the mood for me.

I know what you mean... a plot always spoils it for me, too...

[Dashing Dasher]

Whatever works for you two - keep it up!






pun intended.

[fredhead]

however, sex has no calories. yummmmm

Rodney Dangerfield once said,
"I heard that when you have sex, you lose 200 calories. The last time I had sex, I lost more than that. I lost 200 calories, my watch and my wallet!"

[Millee]

Lingerie is for remembering ;P

I wear mine so seldom that he thinks it's new every time I put it on. (Patting self on back..) :-D

[BJClinton]

All I see are mountains.

[Auntbee]

My Psycho did what your Killer does. Also he would run across the room and attack you without warning. One Christmas he took off and tried to run up the Christmas tree and knocked it down - twice. But, sadly he dashed in front of a car and was killed.

[fredhead]

Foxworthy said that men only want two things. They want a beer, and they want to see something nekkid.

[MadCharity]

Are You Sexy?

Should I be worried if I answered yes to most of those?

[HOTTIEBOY]

"""you lose 200 calories."""

Men instantly loose about an ounce of weight.

sorry

[carolinacrazy]

I want him.....and I want him now!!!!!!!!

[peacebaby]

funny, very funny.

you know, one could have sex and cheesecake, at the same time.