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Posted on 01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST by dhls
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To: NicknamedBob
"So I told the Genie I wanted a tall chick who would eat whatever I ordered for her, and never talk back."The genie paused a moment, then asked, "So, would you like your bridge to Hawaii to be two lanes, or four?"
5,181
posted on
02/20/2006 8:36:19 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(Tengo una remera del Che y no se por que.)
To: tuliptree76; Do not dub me shapka broham; EsmeraldaA; Army Air Corps
Cry -- die
Time -- crime
Time -- mine -- time
Man, I shoulda took up music writin' ... I coulda been a contenda.
5,182
posted on
02/20/2006 8:38:14 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
To: HKMk23; tuliptree76
Bridge to Hawaii? C'mon! Get real!
Just take the Interstate.
5,183
posted on
02/20/2006 8:40:17 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
To: NicknamedBob; EsmeraldaA; Army Air Corps; Do not dub me shapka broham
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your cute little pussycat eyes!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat eyes!
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat lips!
You and your pussycat eyes!
You and your pussycat nose!
To: HKMk23; tuliptree76
5,185
posted on
02/20/2006 8:42:23 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
To: NicknamedBob
To: Irish_Thatcherite
The reality is that there are about 57 varieties of 'creationist' and as many or more flavors of 'evolutionist'.
That right there makes for 99.9% of the mess on every crevo threadon the internet.
5,187
posted on
02/20/2006 8:50:04 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(Tengo una remera del Che y no se por que.)
To: NicknamedBob; HKMk23
Time for bed. Good night.
To: tuliptree76
5,189
posted on
02/20/2006 9:01:51 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob
LOL.
Supposedly, he had sex with Elvira.
According to her, she didn't enjoy the experience.
5,190
posted on
02/20/2006 9:03:56 PM PST
by
Do not dub me shapka broham
("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
To: tuliptree76
A niece had a birthday and I had to be present to give my gift! :)
5,191
posted on
02/20/2006 11:07:58 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: NicknamedBob
I thought you were talking about President Carter.....
To: Monkey Face
If it had been terminal, I'd have simply reinstalled from scratch. Pro's and con's on both sides of the issue. In the end, my decision to go for a full-on fix was really more to see whether it was really possible and, if so, how.
If it ever goes down the same way, again, I will very likely just do a fresh reinstall of the whole O/S and all my applications. Just that I'll be far less tense about it knowing I could recover everything if I needed to.
5,193
posted on
02/20/2006 11:24:55 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(Tengo una remera del Che y no se por que.)
To: NicknamedBob
Surely you didn't think I watched just to ogle Carter?
Well, I watch it to ogle O'Neill!
5,194
posted on
02/20/2006 11:58:43 PM PST
by
FriendDownUnder
(If the pen is mightier than the sword, is the keyboard mightier than the AK-47?)
To: tuliptree76
For some reason, I'm suddenly picturing an Olympic ice-skater dancing to that song.
*Must... switch off... TV...* LOL
5,195
posted on
02/21/2006 12:02:04 AM PST
by
FriendDownUnder
(If the pen is mightier than the sword, is the keyboard mightier than the AK-47?)
To: All
Good morning, folks! I've concluded that Vlad's main problem is the post-nasal drip caused by the cold Anoreth brought us the week he was born. (Anoreth's Girl Scout leader is a preschool teacher - we're lucky we didn't get the Black Death!)
I'm afraid we'll just have to wait for it to clear up, or even for him to be able to sit up, so his nose will run. I wish babies were born able to blow their noses!
5,196
posted on
02/21/2006 4:09:30 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; King Prout; Dead Corpse; stephenjohnbanker; FriendDownUnder; All
Good morning, all.
TC, I'm glad to hear that you've figured out little Vlad's problem. Now you can go back to eating normally, if not back to sleeping normally (whatever that is with an infant).
We had more adventures with the bat last night. I shall post the whole humiliating story anon.
How are all of you doing?
5,197
posted on
02/21/2006 4:14:44 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I can eat normally until Lent starts, at least :-). Looking forward to further bat adventures!
5,198
posted on
02/21/2006 4:18:22 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach; FriendDownUnder
"I thought you were talking about President Carter..." Well, he does bear watching, but I'd have to be paid, a lot! to take on that job!
Sadly, Friend, O'Neal got promoted out of the script. I don't think they could figure out how he could run the show, and still go out on excursions.
I don't get it. That was never a problem on Star Trek, expecially whem Jim Kirk saw that the planet had a woman or two.
5,199
posted on
02/21/2006 5:41:56 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
To: FriendDownUnder
Tomorrow is The Big Day, eh?
I'm so excited for you!
5,200
posted on
02/21/2006 5:47:23 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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