Posted on 01/09/2006 11:42:07 AM PST by Mr. Blonde
Cameras whirred and fans pressed 10 deep against a velvet rope in Las Vegas to catch a glimpse of their favorite stars sashaying into one of the first entertainment awards shows of the year.
As at any Hollywood awards ceremony, photographers asked the performers to twirl and pose, and reporters stationed along the red carpet begged for quips about the next project or the state of the industry.
But unlike the Golden Globes and Emmys, the goody bag contained "Barely Legal" playing cards and Hustler condoms, and the stars such as Arnold Schwartzenpecker and Britney Rears were not quite household names.
The 23rd annual Adult Video News (AVN) Awards, the Oscars of porn, boasted a higher attendance than ever this year, with more than 5,000 watching Saturday night's two-hour-long event in a huge ballroom at the ritzy Venetian Hotel.
The winners were as earnest and even as tearful as their Hollywood counterparts in their appreciation of the glass trophies they took home, and works such as "A Day Without Whores" and "Big Butt Road Trip" won fulsome praise.
Actor Manuel Ferrera, who picked up an award for Male Performer of the Year, drew laughs when he thanked "everyone, especially the ladies."
Best Film Actress winner Savanna Samson was cheered when she recognized the support of her peers as crucial because "most of my family is pretty ashamed of what I do."
X-RATED
Interviewers on the red carpet asked the usual questions but the answers were often as X-rated as the movies being honored.
One statuesque starlet, who appeared to be wearing nothing underneath her tight-fitting velvet dress, told an interviewer that she planned to planned to expand into "extreme anal" in the coming year.
Ron Jeremy, a portly porn super star, pledged to keep delivering the goods for his fans.
"I'm still working, not as much but as long as the penis works I'm going to exploit it," he said.
Porn is big business. Adult entertainment, including porn videos and films shot mainly in Southern California's San Fernando Valley, racked up estimated sales of $12.6 billion in 2005, according to statistics compiled by AVN.
That compared with U.S. theatrical revenue of $8.9 billion for mainstream Hollywood films, according to figures from box office tracking firm Exhibitor Relations.
Like Hollywood, the U.S. porn industry is dominated by a handful of privately held studios: Wicked Pictures, Vivid Entertainment, New Sensations, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve and porn queen Jenna Jameson's company, Club Jenna.
Unlike Hollywood, they do not disclose revenue or production costs, making it difficult to gauge the size and profitability of the industry.
The porn studios maintain stables of starlets and studs who can make a dozen or more films each year.
This year's most-nominated film was Digital Playground's "Pirates" starring AVN awards host Jesse Jane and a slew of beauties who do battle with a band of marauding skeletons in between sex scenes.
The movie walked away with the award for best video, while Wicked Pictures' remake of "The Devil in Miss Jones" took best film honors.
Jameson, resplendent in a candy pink dress that barely restrained her bosom, claimed awards for "Miss Jones" and for Best Crossover Artist, and was inducted into AVN"s Hall of Fame.
Another famous pornographer, Larry Flynt, picked up a Hall of Fame Founders' award for free speech related to the industry, which has lately found itself under attack by President George W. Bush's administration over obscenity.
"Adult (entertainment) has gone to a $10 billion business, and it happened because it's a business that everybody cares about and takes seriously and I think we ought to remind the rest of the country about that," Flynt said.
Can you imagine the "after party" with those two combined? It's like Revenge of the Nerds 5...
How about Nikki Charm back in the day? Can anyone say "spinner?"
I was a big fan of Raquel Darrian myself...
Oh, big Racquel Darrian fan here... what legs and a$$!!!
...and Kelly O'Dell!
Avy Scott is my fave now...
At least the porn stars are upfront about bein' Ho's.... ;)
heck, I get that extreme anal thing the next day after Buffalo Wings and a six-pack of Budweiser
With a name like "BossLady"...
Tyffany Mynx was hot in the day.
Noteworthy especially when one considers that a typical Hollywood film is going to cost at least $20,000,000 to produce. Multiply this by upwards by 10 if it is an action or sci-fi film with lots of special effects.
What does a porn film cost to make? I'll bet even ones with relatively big stars are made for under $50,000 and take maybe a couple of weeks to film and edit. Amateur ones are made for 1/10th that cost and are shot in a weekend.
There's a lot of money to be made in porn and the vast majority of it is made behind the camera. For every millionaire Jenna Jameson there are a 1000 unknown girls who are quickly chewed up and spit out by the business.
And yet girls are lined up around the block to take their places.
That she was....
I'm sure there were all sorts of bites being asked for and received.
Was that a quip? : )
porn actresses really need to buy a few vowels for their names...
The best thing about "Pirates" was the fact that there was a great deal of conflating going on. ; )
"Big Butt Road Trip"
Lol! Those porn people sure are creative.
LOL!!!!!...and send me a new keyboard please..(G)
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