Kitty Caption CXXIV – We’re Back – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

9 January 2006 | PetroniDE

[PetroniDE]

Holiday break is over. Back to the normal routine. Lot of zot pictures to catch up on. Let’s see what the kitties have dragged in.

Troll dipped in melted butter. “Delicious”.
Courtesy of nuconvert

New Leader of the Viking Kitties.
Cortesy of T Minus Four

When troll is not enough food and kitty gets desperate.
Courtesy of Lady Jag

Must be a new “torture” method.
Courtesy of MediaMole

[Slings and Arrows]

You and your masters are both welcome.

[colorcountry]

Those are the CUTEST! Can I have one (or them all!)

[Slings and Arrows]

[colorcountry]

Please add me to your kitty humor ping list.

I found a poor, little, starving kitty, just before Christmas. We completed some work on a construction site just below a dam...and at a cold, Utah winter elevation of over 7000 feet.

The poor little guy came out from under the dumpster as soon as he saw us, just begging and groaning, pissing and moaning, until we found some cheese to feed him. He would wait until we left, then scurry from his huddle and gobble the morsels.

When we got in our truck to leave, the little guy came and stood in the road in front of our truck, so it was either run over him or take him with us. We got out to get him, and of course he promptly ran away. This went on for about two hours, when we finally caught him. (This is just sooooooo like a male.)

We brought him home and fed him for several days before we even saw him again, but he was very good at the whole litter box thing. We were happy indeed. But - the kitty, we've since named Diablo, has some serious mental disorder or short term memory loss, or as his name suggests, he's possessed.

When you CAN catch him, he curls in a tight little ball on your lap. As you pet him and speak to him softly, he'll start to purr..louder and louder. Eventually, he starts the whole nursing motion of pumping his little feet at your arm (and darned if he doesn't have claws.) He starts winding himself around your arms, and neck and face and head, and starts nuzzling your ear, purring gently. Oh he's a sweet little thing.

Eventually, when you have to go do something, or eat something, or get a beer, you have to set him back down on the floor. At this point, Diablo turns around, sees you standing there - like he's never seen a human before! He hisses, spits, arches his back and runs to the nearest furniture where he hides again for several days. (This is just sooooooo like a male.)

I'll post pictures as soon as I can find him again.

[Lady Jag]

Nice catch!

[WakeUpAndVote]

[laurenmarlowe]

So lovely, Jack. Thank you for the wonderful haiku.

[mysto]

[Allegra]

Sorry I missed your named on the Haiku ping

I LOVE your cat haikus.

And I miss my kitties....

[garjog]

You guys know about Stuff on My Cat? http://www.stuffonmycat.com/

[PetroniDE]

We know about that website -- use their pictures on occasion.

I need to start a site "Cat on My Stuff".

[Skylus]

My pride and Joy:


This one has always been my favorite


This is just hilarious

[Sundog]

Thanks.

They are really cute.

Did you know Mac is coming out with a fifty inch screen macintosh, I think they are announcing it just about now?

I plays your DVDs in big screen as well as all the other stuff.

Love Ya.

[Sundog]

http://www.apple.com

Then click on the tab 'store'.

It is down, back within the hour.

That means new products.

[MotleyGirl70]

I take their batteries out.

Lol!

Check out this fattie. I was in tears of laughter when I first saw him.

How in the world did someone get those overalls on him.

Stuff On My Cat

[Lady Jag]

Betcha they couldn't get that cat to stand up. If they can't back out of it, they usually roll over and beg you to stop making a fool of them. LOL!

[Ludicrous]

Speaking of kitties (not the fearsome viking types), may i recommend:

www.dailykitten.com