"SINGLE MEN BEWARE"!!!!!

Jason in San Antonio

[Jason from San Antonio]

If you are single and live in SAN ANTONIO,TX---BEWARE of one greedy, self-centered @#$!$ !! Believe me I know...Back in August of 2002 I was married to "IT". I went to CA to work, sending her $1000.00 a week to pay bills.

In December of 2002, she told me we were divorced. I got no notice of divorce papers or even a phone call. She claims she had no idea where i was...Yeah right!!

She had some guy living in my house 2wks after I left (I found this out later on..)and he was wearing MY clothes. With my money, she paid off all her bills and moved out..took everything in the house "EVEN THE TOILETS"

I lost my house, my vehicles,my credit, my clothes..Everything. I know this sounds like a country song, but it's true. Now, I want her lose her mind and this is where I begin. She thinks she is a "LADY" but all she is, is a nasty and used up.

[NeoCaveman]

Speaking of country songs, today is Elvis's 71st birthday.

I wonder how he is celebrating it?

[NeoCaveman]

One of the funniest trolls we have is Socialist.

I think the funniest troll we have is MurryMom. The way she cribs notes from DailyKos and posts them here as her own thoughts is hilarious.

[Army Air Corps]

It could be the McCarthy hearings for relationships where we can name names!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Last weekend, Aaron, Ivy and Last weekend, Aaron, Ivy and I snuck into a top-secret private gathering of travel agents at the Plaza of Nations.

We had to bust in there because we had a full-fledged Elvis sighting on our hands! We have photographic evidence.

[paltz]

[Tijeras_Slim]

She's been here quite awhile. I bet if she was a new sign up, she'd get zotted now. I don't mind her much, and have actually made a couple jokes with her.

[patton]

Oh, yeah?! I make nine million a year, I look like brad pitt (gag), and I am a rocket scientist! Top that, Tom!

[Victoria Delsoul]

Yes, we would need to change the name, though... how about, the McHorny hearings, LOL!

[Army Air Corps]

You are incorrigible! :-)

[King Prout]

Jason's singin' the M.O.D. "Ruptured Nuptuals" Blues

[NeoCaveman]

how about, the McHorny hearings, LOL!

Well, that's better than the MesoHorny hearings...lol

[King Prout]

Noam Chomsky is the Bulwer-Lytton of sociopolitical barflies

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[Eaker]

I taught Chuck Yeager how to fly!

He is still learning from me.

Oh, and I received a 30 million dollar bonus this year.

Finally, you look like Brad Pitt. I AM Brad Pitt.



(Gag!)

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Why was this guy zotted?

[Tijeras_Slim]

I AM Brad Pitt.

When The Mom finds out about Angelina Jolie, I'll be able to hear the shooting from here. :)

[Fierce Allegiance]

Maybe FR members could use this thread to denounce all of their bad exes (husbands, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends). After all, we owe it to others to warn them. ;-)

My ex's lawyer would just love for me to do that!

[patton]

LOLOLOL - I told people not to mess with TheMom...

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Ouch!

[King Prout]

ah, another similarity - you know what MOD is