Posted on 01/06/2006 8:44:47 AM PST by Digital Disaster
Love the spelling, grammar and use of punctuation. This could actually have been written by a peacenik, or some other form of liberal loone.
Eye cant beleeve tha weigh ewe right.
What the heck is this, other than illiterate??
ib4tz?
You've heard of fuzzy math - well, this is fuzzy english.
Coming soon to a school near you.
This is humor, people. Read the link and the poster history.
Clearly, their beebers were hugh and stuned...this could be series.
Load-of-crap-and-should-be-deleted-to-save-the-memory-and-bandwidth Bump.
WTF is this?
Geez, guys, the moonbeam chronicles are posted here all the time. It's a joke!
This is not a zot.
Google "The End of the World" and locate the flash video bearing that title. It almost as funny as this post!
Hah!
rich!
if it said 'Scrappleface' we would all be laughing...
....if its not a put on then its priceless for the stupidity.
You really cant touch this...its a pisser!
To trapped Earthling......Since you managed to get this posted, use that same means to contact the local PD. Just hope they can cipher your spelling.
This is one of "Moonbeams" funniest yet. Love the imitation of DUmmies! Thanks!
It's BUSH'S FAULT!
"Thankfully, with the exception of one drumstick lodged sideways in [Randy's] colon, they were able to remove most of the turkey. Surgery to retrieve the drumstick is scheduled for Monday and if it goes well, they say he should fully recover.
A weird side effect of this whole deal is that even two days later we still get the munchies every time he breaks wind.
How long will this administration be allowed to torture innocent civilians like Randy? How long?"
When these first started to show up on FR, it was thought that Moonbeam was actually a Freeper. No one has publicly admitted to it though. They are hilarious because with every posting, Freepers yell "Zot" and it's a "righty" pretending to be a moonbat. Good aren't they! LOL
"I was losing him and decided I wasn't going to sit around doing nothing while someone stole my life partner, I had to do something. As much as I hated to spy on him, I started going through his things.
Last night I went out and searched his car while he was showering and what I found under the passenger seat shattered my world to its very foundation! With tears in my eyes I angrily confronted him with the evidence of his unfaithfulness. At first he couldn't even speak, he just stared at the floor, not wanting to look at what I held out in my shaking hands. After what seemed like an eternity, he finally broke down, and sobbing uncontrollably, finally confessed the truth: Not only was the Ann Coulter book his, he had become a *choke* *gasp* REPUBLICAN! When he admitted he had voted for George Bush in the last election, I passed out and fell face-first into the catbox and nearly suffocated.
Do you know what it feels like to have your heart ripped from your chest? Do you know what it is like to cry until you have no more tears? Do you know what it's like to have thirty years of your life destroyed in a moment?
I do.
I go see the attorney tomorrow.
Okay, I'm getting edumacated! Now I see where the "cat stuff" is from!
Obviously. But WTH is "The Peace Moonbeam Chronicles"? It shows up a lot in his posts.
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