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Working For The Weekend Wednesday
The Muppet Show
Posted on 01/04/2006 6:51:47 AM PST by PaulaB
Hump Day is here. Cruising to the weekend. A few things of importance for those taking notes.
1. A fellow sister is back. YIPEEEEEE
2. Anyone skilled in the art of rain dancing, please come to Texas to perform this. You may pitch your tent on Max's property.
3. If anyone has any funny New Years Eve stories, please share. :P
TOPICS: Science
KEYWORDS: alwaysfun; buttcrack; cheesenachoes; dillpickles; explosivediarhhea; funny; gabskankstinks; judge; kittycats; mooooooo; oooweeeeemama; outstanding; princessesatitagain; promqueenisbaaaack; research; rintintin; weloveourprincess; welovethesegirls; yagonnaeatthosetots
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To: exile
What's the joke....
"I know what you are, now we're just haggling about the price?"
281
posted on
01/04/2006 9:15:18 AM PST
by
najida
(Happy New Year)
To: Maximus of Texas
Indirectly. Mrs. Exile will ask me to open a jar, and I'll think "Open it yourself, I'm watching Sanford and Son". But then I'll remember that she is the keeper of the boobs, and is thus all powerful. I then open the jar.
282
posted on
01/04/2006 9:15:28 AM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: Maximus of Texas
To: LongElegantLegs
And who wouldn't want to eat raw fish off the sensitive areas of a complete stranger?
As long as the fish are not from
this place
To: exile
You're a wise man. (for program selection)
To: Dashing Dasher
Dasher<=====bad girl
And that's why we love you...
286
posted on
01/04/2006 9:16:59 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be sheepherders...)
To: phantomworker
287
posted on
01/04/2006 9:17:38 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Best Behavior is my middle name!)
To: LongElegantLegs
What were you doing in Thailand?
To: exile
Boobs rule.
Ya know, that can be taken in context on so many different levels.
289
posted on
01/04/2006 9:18:25 AM PST
by
najida
(Happy New Year)
To: najida
What's the joke.... "I know what you are, now we're just haggling about the price?" Max, Todd, FA and r-q-tek walk into a Hooters...
290
posted on
01/04/2006 9:18:33 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: MadCharity
ROFL. I got it on my second try.
291
posted on
01/04/2006 9:18:43 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be sheepherders...)
To: Maximus of Texas
Only if the jar is on the floor.
292
posted on
01/04/2006 9:19:10 AM PST
by
najida
(Happy New Year)
To: najida
Yeah, you're coming to the party.
To: BJClinton
294
posted on
01/04/2006 9:21:46 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be sheepherders...)
To: r-q-tek86; exile
Max, Todd, FA and r-q-tek walk into a Hooters Don't forget Exile :)
295
posted on
01/04/2006 9:22:18 AM PST
by
najida
(Happy New Year)
To: Maximus of Texas
I'm off to meet mrs. r-q-tek for lunch. Want me to stop by and tell Erika to quit laughing so loud?
296
posted on
01/04/2006 9:22:35 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: najida
Don't forget Exile I thought he was already there
297
posted on
01/04/2006 9:23:16 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: BadKittySF
Ping... We are over here!
298
posted on
01/04/2006 9:24:57 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Best Behavior is my middle name!)
To: BJClinton; All
.
Thought for the Day
Before you critize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
.
To: BJClinton
Dasher<=====bad girl And that's why we love you..
Smooch! ;-)
300
posted on
01/04/2006 9:25:37 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Best Behavior is my middle name!)
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