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Working For The Weekend Wednesday
The Muppet Show

Posted on 01/04/2006 6:51:47 AM PST by PaulaB

Hump Day is here. Cruising to the weekend. A few things of importance for those taking notes.

1. A fellow sister is back. YIPEEEEEE

2. Anyone skilled in the art of rain dancing, please come to Texas to perform this. You may pitch your tent on Max's property.

3. If anyone has any funny New Years Eve stories, please share. :P


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To: Maximus of Texas

My vocabulary can kick your vocabulary's ass.


221 posted on 01/04/2006 8:39:28 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Good pointS.

Fixed it.

222 posted on 01/04/2006 8:39:46 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
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To: exile
Mrs. Exile won't let me go to Hooters, and I keep telling her that I heard the wings are great, but nada.

I take she invested in the Hillary Clinton testicle lock box, huh? Call me when your pair drops. Just tell them woman you're going there to eat. If she gets mad, then tough. It's a restaurant!!

223 posted on 01/04/2006 8:39:54 AM PST by ToddBush (She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.)
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To: r-q-tek86
Wish I could sweetie but I have to be at the airport at 1:15 to pick up a co-worker coming in from Mexico
224 posted on 01/04/2006 8:40:16 AM PST by PaulaB
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To: ToddBush; PaulaB; Maximus of Texas

Todd... Max and I have seen her in a see thru shirt... we even have pictures!


225 posted on 01/04/2006 8:41:41 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
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To: exile

LOL!

They could serve Fancy Feast and Ole' Roy. The guys would STILL lap it up.

It ain't about the food.


226 posted on 01/04/2006 8:41:48 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: ToddBush

"Just tell them woman you're going there to eat. If she gets mad, then tough. It's a restaurant!!"

I'll try that. Can you recommend a good reconstructive surgeon for when she gets done with me?


227 posted on 01/04/2006 8:41:58 AM PST by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: exile
Can you recommend a good reconstructive surgeon for when she gets done with me?

Yes, it's called "I'll never be able to show my face in front of the guys again" Anonymous.

228 posted on 01/04/2006 8:43:01 AM PST by ToddBush (She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.)
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To: exile
Shoot, I love it when my hubby goes to Hooters.

After sitting in there, eating crappy food, and watching "Skanks on Parade", he comes home and thinks I am even better than when he left!

229 posted on 01/04/2006 8:43:24 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott
Well, maybe but does your ass look better than mine?

(send pics to...)
230 posted on 01/04/2006 8:44:20 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash DD.)
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To: teenyelliott

LOL!

I know, I think the corporate office says "Lets see just HOW bad we can make the food!"

And I do love the 'bend from waist when serving' behavior. I mean, max cleavage to the front and buttage from the back.

I like the "Skanks on Parade" part :)


231 posted on 01/04/2006 8:46:01 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: najida

"I mean, max cleavage to the front and buttage from the back."

....MUST...EAT...CRAPPY...WINGS...


232 posted on 01/04/2006 8:47:02 AM PST by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: BJClinton
Concentration Test for Men (be careful with link, not work approved, I'm sure)
233 posted on 01/04/2006 8:47:26 AM PST by MadCharity
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To: najida
I like the "Skanks on Parade" part

Yeah... me too.

What?... She didn't mean it THAT way?... Oh... Nevermind

234 posted on 01/04/2006 8:47:54 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
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To: najida

You have to admit, their fries are good.

But yes, I go for the waitresses.


235 posted on 01/04/2006 8:48:19 AM PST by ToddBush (She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.)
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To: BJClinton

Dasher<=====bad girl


236 posted on 01/04/2006 8:48:51 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Best Behavior is my middle name!)
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To: r-q-tek86

"we even have pictures!"

Send please! Freepmail works just fine for stuff like that.


237 posted on 01/04/2006 8:48:56 AM PST by ToddBush (She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.)
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To: day10; najida

We're here to help...

238 posted on 01/04/2006 8:49:02 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: PaulaB; Dashing Dasher

My teenage son said it so nicely last night when I told him of the effort being accomplished on our part, he said he wouldn't expect anything less from a real "community".

I am very humbled and grateful to part of this great community! Thank you!


239 posted on 01/04/2006 8:49:06 AM PST by phantomworker ("Compared to what we ought to be, we are only half awake." --William James)
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To: MadCharity
Concentration Test

I passed! Concentrated on the animated gif the whole time!

240 posted on 01/04/2006 8:49:52 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
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