Easily the funniest thing yet today. Reminds me of the first season of Sopranos when Christopher's friend is jacking the truck and tells the gangsta with him to turn the gun straight up and down...
Always cracks me up.
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Me and a couple of my shooting partners tried it at the range one day and couldn't hit squat.
this is not funny, it is sad.
I am reminded of an incident nearly 20 years ago when I lived in an apartment complex that had turned “ghetto”. We were having trouble from one of the drug dealers who didn’t like having a white couple living in “his” neighborhood. He had been trying to intimidate us whenever he saw us:
He was in the parking lot flashing a 9mm automatic. I was heading for the range so I invited him to go along.
“Yea – I’ll show you how to shoot!”
Right. I had been on an Army Combat Handgun Marksmanship team. I stayed in practice. I set the targets at fifty feet. All my rounds were dead center, he never even hit the paper.
“Must be something wrong with my gun.”
He was trying to hit the target TV style – holding it over his head and sideways, pointing it in the general direction of the target. I told him I’d check it out for him. It was a Browning Hi-Power, a pretty good weapon. I fired off a magazine in rapid fire – and all hit dead center.
I offered to teach him how to shoot. He suddenly remembered an important appointment he had.
After that he would hand me a beer and call me “sir” every time he saw me.
Bump...