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Posted on 01/02/2006 7:52:08 AM PST by Soaring Feather
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Hi Geek!!
LOL now there's a concept I may be able to tackle. More cow bell please. *Grins*
Now that story sure is a load of cow chips isn't it??
LOL Right on the mark Unc.
I remember that song from the 80s, Cow Patty. Matter of fact at that time I had a cow girl outfit. I named it my CowPatty out fit. Had the boots and the whole business. Now in Up State NY that looks weird as all get out. Did I care?? No way!! Did my thing. LOL
Geek, did ya like to the poetry podcasts?? They are hilarious.
You should see what those Upstate NY hillbillies wear down here! They have a whole communnity over on 601 near Screaming Eagle Rd. near Shaw AFB.
Those hillibillies make Jed Clampett and Granny look high falutin' as all get out! LOL!
Yippe Eye Oh Cow Patty?!?
You guys are too funny!!!
OMGosh! ROTFLOL!!
Upstate NY hillbillies oh dear!!! LOL
Yupper, humor is the name of the game.
Sunday Night Music coming up! WOO HOO. Hope ya like it.
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The music is great - of course!
Doesn't Chris Isaak sound like Elvis all over again?
Yes, he does and a little like Roy Oribson, too.
Is That All There Is?
I recall, I believe watching an old Dean Martin Show way back when and hearing, I believe, Peggy Lee, perform this song.
It moved this then teenager to pen a tune I called, "Yesterday" which was promptly stolen by Brian Epstien and was later recorded by a little British pop group, I forget their names...anyway,
That's all there is. For now.
Is That All There Is?
I always loved Peggy Lee, talented lady.
So Unc, you authored that song and they ripped it off huh?
Insulting at best. Not to mention you could have been a millionaire. Yikes.
Well, bent, we live and learn with much tongue in cheek...lol!
LOL, yes well, I could have been a model years ago, cept for my knock knees and huge feet. ROTFLOL!
Couldn't stay on that catwalk for beans.
Not even butterbeans?
What are butter beans? We have lima beans (same thing)?
You've probably had baby limas.
Butterbeans are the BIG boys of limas.
Well, I tried... see what ya think..
To President George W. Bush
A Purification Ceremony
Well, Sir, I heard they took some water from the river
(cause the water’s holy to them)
splashed it around the temple where you had been.
They said it wasn’t you who bothered them
‘twas those danged sniffer dogs
you brought to them.
I suppose if they came here
and dragged a cow with them into
the National Cathedral in Washington
(cause cows are holy to them)
and our guys hung cowbells on them
just to keep tract of them
while they wandered round the isles
into the Apse, swinging their tails
with holy glee
while letting go with a pee
we might get just a little bit angry!
So, dear Mr. President we have a dilemma
Holy Cows, and Holy Water
your sniffer dogs caused a national shame,
do cultures really mix, I wonder.
Shoes gotta come off
in our churches we keep ‘em on
we have Holy Water , too
but no Holy Cows in our midst
(at least that I’m aware of)
we have a Cross,
where a sacrificial lamb did die.
Rose from the grave in triumphant praise.
I guess I can’t be too, smart alecky with this
it touches too, many rituals
close to so many.
Any way Mr. President, thank you
for being the good man you are.
bent feather © 03.05.06
No disrespect meant to any religion.
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