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2006 Women of Freerepublic Calendars Now Available (very vain)
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| 12/30/05
| Pissant Hefner
Posted on 12/30/2005 11:19:54 AM PST by pissant
Eventhough last years calendar nearly caused a stampede to the bookstores as well as a highly entertaining catfight, here at the Pissant Exotic Entertainment Publishers (PEEP), we've decided to issue the 2006 version for public consumption.
Of course, only a sample of the photographs available on the Calendar are presented here, to enhance the sales.
Feel free to contribute your nominations for freeperette calendar girls, and they will be considered for the next release. Enjoy
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: hotties; veryaccurate
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January: Long Elegant Legs---LEL was selected because her screen name actually matches her attributes. And she was selected for January, because when you look around town or the office, most women are wrapped up like Eskimos this time of year, so LEL is a refreshing reminder on your wall of what lies beneath. Her hobbies include pole dancing, needlepoint and collecting used dentures.
February: PaulaB -- Paula was selected not only for her bubbly personality and good looks, but also for her ability to put men in their place. She went toe to toe with Mr. Jeeves and HitmanNY and came away unscathed. Though seemingly sweet and mild mannered, there is a sharp spade tail hiding under her skirt. Hobbies include Santaria and Spin the Bottle
March: Teenyelliott -- Despite having extra L's and T's in her screen name, Teeny was selected to bring balance. While the other calendar girls are all known for their intellect, Teeny was selected based on her prowess in bar fights. She might have a few chipped teeth and a couple of knife wound scars, but few women will dance on the bar topless for the price of a Pabst. Hobbies include stalking liberals and making mittens from cat fur.
April: Motormouth--MM was selected for obvious asthetic reasons (see below) but her most endearing quality is her ability to drink all comers under the table. An unfortunate side effect is that she usually will walk away with your wallet as well. On the bright side, the more she drinks the faster and louder she talks, and has made a collection of tapes available to keep sleepy drivers awake and irritated. Hobbies include cooking endangered species and bum rolling.
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:19:56 AM PST
by
pissant
To: PaulaB; LongElegantLegs; teenyelliott; motormouth; Dashing Dasher
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:20:43 AM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
You have waaaaaaay to much free time, dude...but it's a blast..
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:21:50 AM PST
by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
To: pissant
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:22:01 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Love: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.)
To: pissant
Oh, thanks, not one nice word, butthole.
And that girl is a dog.
I never knew there was so much underlying hatred in our relationship, pissy!
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:23:15 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: pissant
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:24:44 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: pissant
What happened to the link to teenyelliott's jpg?
Where is Dashing Dasher?
OMG, is that really PaulaB? 'Cause I want one.
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:29:57 AM PST
by
jjmcgo
To: ken5050
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:30:21 AM PST
by
pissant
To: jjmcgo
Where is Dashing Dasher!?
I want a LONG month! With plenty of sunshine!
Dammit!
;-)
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:31:16 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Love: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.)
To: pissant
April: Motormouth--MM was selected for obvious asthetic reasons (see below) but her most endearing quality is her ability to drink all comers under the table. An unfortunate side effect is that she usually will walk away with your wallet as well. On the bright side, the more she drinks the faster and louder she talks, and has made a collection of tapes available to keep sleepy drivers awake and irritated. Hobbies include cooking endangered species and bum rolling.OMG LMAO, she's tried to drink me under the table and failed.
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:31:24 AM PST
by
JimWforBush
(3 things I won't discuss...Politics, Religion and The Great Pumpkin)
To: JimWforBush; motormouth
Shhhh...
A woman doesn't like her secrets given away.
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:32:25 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Love: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.)
To: pissant
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:32:49 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(Evolution is a myth -- Libertarians just won't evolve into Conservatives.)
To: pissant
To: Dashing Dasher
He's just got his nighty in a knot, cuz he knows I can. ;o)
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:36:36 AM PST
by
motormouth
(Merry, Merry......)
To: pissant; Dashing Dasher
Very Good Mr. Pissant. I like. You better take care of Dasher, though.
To: Dashing Dasher
May: Dashing Dasher -- DD was selected for her sense of humor and charming wit. She will occasionally scuffle with certain FReepers, and their ancestors usually feel it! Hobbies include upside down nekkid flying and squashing trolls.
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:37:33 AM PST
by
Michael Goldsberry
(Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
To: motormouth
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:37:38 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Love: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.)
To: jjmcgo
OMG, is that really PaulaB? 'Cause I want one.
Yes, not quite what you would expect but, what the hell do I know!
To: Michael Goldsberry
SMOOOOOCH!!!
Thank you for remembering me.
Sniffle...
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:38:41 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Love: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.)
To: jaydubya2
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:40:09 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Love: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.)
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