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Lonely Lennon
NY Post/Page Six ^
| 12/28/2005
| Paula Froelich and Chris Wilson
Posted on 12/29/2005 9:33:27 AM PST by lainie
December 28, 2005 -- Sean Lennon is determined to kick off the New Year with a new girlfriend - and he's asking PAGE SIX to help him find one. "Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45," John Lennon's singer/songwriter son, 30, told us. "They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders . . . and a kind heart. Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples . . . I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable. So please send your request to [PAGE SIX]."
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TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Society
KEYWORDS: lennon; lonelyhearts; sean
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To: Tijeras_Slim
61
posted on
12/29/2005 1:12:12 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Night formation is really an endless series of near misses in equilibrium with each other.)
To: Mike Bates
Aaawww c'mon now Mike. Just think how much happier you've been since we've developed a "relationship".
62
posted on
12/29/2005 1:13:09 PM PST
by
Millee
To: My Favorite Headache
You reminded me of the famous song by The Rutles, "All You Need Is Cash." It doesn't seem to be working for Sean, though. He sounds like he inherited his mother's musical ability (zilch) and his father's common sense and debonair way with the ladies (zilch on both counts).
63
posted on
12/29/2005 1:13:29 PM PST
by
Cecily
To: Dashing Dasher
Flatterer! But what I said (three hundred fifty-seconds) isn't the same as three hundred fifty seconds. See, the difference is. . . oh, never mind.
64
posted on
12/29/2005 1:14:14 PM PST
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
What? I thought you were on the list of sexiest FReepers.
To: Millee
Is that what you call this? No wonder I'm down to just 15 Xanax a day.
66
posted on
12/29/2005 1:15:31 PM PST
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I love finding sites that that....thank you google!
67
posted on
12/29/2005 1:16:07 PM PST
by
Feiny
(Life is sexually transmitted.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
What? I thought you were on the list of sexiest FReepers.I am. Number 13,206... just a bit ahead of CGEB.
68
posted on
12/29/2005 1:16:58 PM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
("We're a meat-based society.")
To: feinswinesuksass
69
posted on
12/29/2005 1:17:02 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Night formation is really an endless series of near misses in equilibrium with each other.)
To: Mike Bates
Millee - the miracle drug.
70
posted on
12/29/2005 1:17:07 PM PST
by
Millee
To: Mike Bates
300/50 seconds?
300/52?
What are you trying to say?
71
posted on
12/29/2005 1:17:48 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Night formation is really an endless series of near misses in equilibrium with each other.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I thought you were on the list of sexiest FReepers.You mean this list?
72
posted on
12/29/2005 1:17:58 PM PST
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
I heard you were way up on the list!!
I am on the list of scariest looking FReepers.
To: Dashing Dasher
x==(-b+/-sqrt(b^2-4ac))/(2a).
74
posted on
12/29/2005 1:19:10 PM PST
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: Mike Bates
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
The blank list. Oh, never mind. . .
76
posted on
12/29/2005 1:20:17 PM PST
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: Dashing Dasher
My brother in-law is a moron. He put a personal on-line, but my husband was in the picture, too.
So instead of just cropping my husband out, my bil cut out everything but his own head. So the picture on his profile was just this disembodied head.
Then he couldn't figure out why he didn't get any takers.
77
posted on
12/29/2005 1:20:39 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(www.retrosrants.blogspot.com)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I think he's posting in tongues...
78
posted on
12/29/2005 1:20:45 PM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
("We're a meat-based society.")
To: Mike Bates
OOPs, am I still being blonde. Damn!
To: Tijeras_Slim
I am going to leave that alone!
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